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How wonderful!

I think it would probably not be done by the candidate but by the Swift Boat Veterans or their equivalent.

All that aside it is really enjoyable.

Edited by Chris Grieb
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Immanuel Kant

was a real piss ant

who was very rarely stable.

Heidegger, Heidegger

was a boozy beggar

who could think you under the table.

David Hume

could outconsume

Schopenauer and Hegel

and Wittgenstein was a beery swine

who was just as shlossed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya

about the bending of a wrist

Socrates himself was permanentaly pissed.

John Stuart Mill

Of his own free will

on a half a pint of shandy

was particularly ill

Plato, they say,

could put it way.

Hobbes drank whiskey every day

ARISTOTLE ARISTOTLE

WAS A BUGGER FOR THE THE BOTTLE

Locke was fond of his dram

And Rene Descartes was a boozy old fart

"I drink therefore I am."

Yes, Socrates himself was permanently pissed.

A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed!

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Not to be confused with

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Edited by Michael E. Marotta
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Did not Neitzsche agree with Kant about the Noumena-Phenomena split anyway?

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