BAMF Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 I hate to post yet another thread this week, but this joke is just too funny:A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to thehospital. While on the operating table, she had a near deathexperience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up"? God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days tolive."Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital andhave a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job,liposuction, and a tummy tuck. After her last operation, shewas released from the hospital.While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit andkilled by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, shedemanded, "I thought you said that I had another 40 years?Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the ambulance?"God replied, "Girrrrrrllll, I didn't even recognize you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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