You done been kilt.


BAMF

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I hate to post yet another thread this week, but this joke is just too funny:

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the

hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death

experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up"? God said,

"No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to

live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and

have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job,

liposuction, and a tummy tuck. After her last operation, she

was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and

killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she

demanded, "I thought you said that I had another 40 years?

Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the ambulance?"

God replied, "Girrrrrrllll, I didn't even recognize you!"

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