Woke Snacks (LOL feasting on woke)


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Woke Snacks (LOL feasting on woke)

I've been trying to figure out a way to open a humor thread laughing at absurd examples of woke culture. It has to be more than memes and jokes, although those are part of the party.  And if you have any, please post.

But I want a place where something more also has a place.

I think this thread might do it.

Here is a perfect example of what I am talking about.

Watch the crazy-ass racist woke white lady turn beet red as CJ tears into her. 

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LOL. It's funny as all get out...

As this thread unfolds, I think it is going to be a hoot.

Michael

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Here is another Woke Snack from the other day.

There's a video of Trump at the link.

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Former President Donald Trump called being woke a "shortcut to losing everything we have" at a rally in Cullman, Alabama on Saturday. "Do you think that General Patton was woke?" Trump asked the audience. "I...

 

But here's a better and shorter video:

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President Trump is back to holding MASSIVE rallies.

 

Exact quote by President Trump from the video (with false starts omitted because of crowd):

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You know what woke means?

It means you're a loser.

Everything woke turns to shit.

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Michael

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Lyft thinks listening to a famous black conservative on a mainstream radio show is a sign of racism.

This is not funny as comedy, but it is funny as proof of what dorks the woke people are.

This is not a case of laughing with a target. These mentally mutilated zombies need to be laughed at.

People like that are carnival freak show level and should never be anywhere near a position of power.

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Amid a sustained, full-fledged assault on the First Amendment, we’re at a dangerous crossroads in America. If you drive around with an “I’m with Her” sticker on your car you’re safe. Those that are “woke” and don’t...

 

This story is getting a lot of attention, so I am not sure what the future of this will be.

I know what I would do if I were the fired driver, though.

I would sue the shit out of Lyft for practicing a hate crime.

I would hang the company with its own woke rope.

And the woke retards high-fiving this don't even see their own racism as they try to boss others around.

I have to laugh at them. These are the stupidest goddam people on the planet.

:)

Michael

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All true and silly. However, the driver shouldn't have been listening to anything except at passenger request. A small example of the world gone mad. If a broad and deep part of society is denied free speech thanks to corporate fascism the guns will start coming out.

--Brant

there's no justification in libertarian theory I'm aware of for the existence of public corporations so their defense of censorship qua property rights is spurious

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The left wing woke culture is losing the blacks.

It doesn't get more lost than this.

 

The only reason I'm putting this here is humor is because, in my mind as I watch this, I see the following image sequence from the 1981 movie, Scanners.

Imagine the dude is a woke influencer and watching this video.

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Here is one of the top satirists of woke culture, Titania McGrath.

Here she lampoons birdbrained feminists who see the patriarchy and heroic sacrifice in menstruating plus the pretentiousness and cheap profundity of bad modern poetry.

The thing is, if it were presented by a woke person as serious art, I believe it would be hailed as a masterpiece.

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LOLOL...

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Michael

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Woke assholes deserve every bit of this mockery.

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Just so you get a better idea, that person with the arm raised in the video's thumbnail wearing the "END TRANS GENOCIDE" shirt beat the crap out of a female in an MMA fight.

 

More details here:

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Alana McLaughlin won her debut Friday night via submission at the Combate Global prelims in Miami, Fla.

 

 

Wanna see a still from the fight? The blood is from the female fighter, Celine Provost.

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The fight only took three and a half minutes. Wanna see what Alana McLaughlin used to look like before becoming transgender, back when in the U.S. Army Special Forces? It's hard to know the original name of this person (this information is being censored by the fake news media), but speculation is that it was Alan McLaughlin. However, the picture below of this person when self-identified as a man in the U.S. Army Special Forces is circulating:

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And here is the female opponent in the MMA fight, Celine Provost.

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This is so fucked up, the only thing you can do is laugh, and maybe feel sorry for Celine.

As Salty Cracker said, the sports wins by transgenders are always men who became women. They are never women who became men.

I wonder why, huh?

Duh...

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Michael

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The video is not funny, but getting the National Archives and Records Administration (NARA) to tag The Declaration of Independence and the U.S. Constitution with a "Harmful Language Alert" is beyond woke retard level.

Woke. Retard.

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See the video below. 

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Thomas J. Smith Fellow Heather MacDonald reacts to the National Archive website that flagged the US Constitution as 'potentially harmful content' - Via Newsmax's 'The Count.' Watch Newsmax on Directv...

The anchor said "Declaration of Independence," yet the title and chyron said "U.S. Constitution."

I looked this up and actually it is both.

 

Here is the Constitution page:

Constitution of the United States

As of this posting, here is how that page looks (partial view). The Harmful Language Alert is highlighted in light turquoise on the site.

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There are many objections in the comments on that page. Here is one comment with NARA's National Archives Catalog bullshit boilerplate response (which is used on a lot of comments).

 
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"Harmful language?" Seriously?! Shame on you!! THIS HAS GOT TO STOP!!!!    

Thank you for your comment. The harmful language alert is not connected to any specific documents or records, but appears at the top of the page while you are using the National Archives Catalog (https://catalog.archives.gov/). The warning is placed there because original historical records may contain language that is racist or may reflect outdated, biased, offensive, and possibly violent views and opinions. To learn more about why it is there, please go to:
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The Catalog and web pages of the National Archives and Records Administration (NARA) provide access to many millions of descriptions and digital copies of the permanent...
    

Yeah, right. "The harmful language alert is not connected to any specific documents or records." It is merely connected to ALL of them.

 

And for the record, here is the Declaration:

Declaration of Independence

A partial image of the page as of this posting:

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And here is one comment among many, also with NARA's National Archives Catalog bullshit boilerplate response (which is used on a lot of comments).

 
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As a veteran who served my Nation faithfully, I find the "Harmful Content" banner repugnant. Rather than placing a global banner over all pages in the catalog, I would like to see the banner removed from pages where such content is not found and placed only on pages where it is. Then I would like to see specific examples enumerated on each page where "harmful content" is found in the archives. Without such specific explanations, it is impossible for me to understand that this effort is anything other than a solution in search of a problem.    

Thank you for your comment. The harmful language alert is not connected to any specific documents or records, but appears at the top of the page while you are using the National Archives Catalog (https://catalog.archives.gov/). The warning is placed there because original historical records may contain language that is racist or may reflect outdated, biased, offensive, and possibly violent views and opinions. To learn more about why it is there, please go to:
WWW.ARCHIVES.GOV

The Catalog and web pages of the National Archives and Records Administration (NARA) provide access to many millions of descriptions and digital copies of the permanent...
    
 

 

In other words and to repeat, ALL original USA documents in the National Archives Catalog come with a "Harmful Language Alert" warning.

This would be a lot more funny if it were not official. But there it is. Woke retards running the National Archives.

 

You know who thinks this shit is funny for real?

China, North Korea, Iran, The Taliban, Al-Qaeda, Russia and so on...

Michael

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This one from Glenn Greenwald is brutal against the woke archetype, although his ostensive target is a famous progressive, Sam Seder (the guy on the panel) gossiping.

And Greenwald is a leftie...

 

That is the woke character to a tee.

Notice that, oddly enough, Greenwald does a Rand trick from her fiction writing, which is he explains the nuance after milking it just to make sure people get it. (She did that a lot with symbols and subtext. Think Atlantis, Robin Hood, a rotted oak, granite and marble, light, etc. And sometimes with archetypes. Think Ragnar being justice and so on.)

If the woke archetype humor is not clear, imagine a middle-aged Howard Roark or Dagny Taggart on this panel. Imagine them looking around at the other panelists as they gossiped. Not even in the same universe...

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Now extrapolate that to the bit of Howard Roark and Dagny Taggart in you own soul. Then look at those losers again. Ya gotta laugh at 'em. :) 

Michael

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