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Progressives and Potted Plants

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Progressives and Potted Plants

What is it about progressives and potted plants?

It seems like they have the weirdest uses for them.

For example, remember the Harvey Weinstein case? At a party, he cornered a woman, but could not get her to agree to do whatever with him. So with the crowd swirling around, he masturbated right there in front of her and ejaculated into a potted plant.

Now we have this.

Theology Students Confess "Climate Sins" While Sitting In Front Of A Bunch Of Potted Plants...

This article is by a dude who is on board with manmade climate change. But praying to plants seems to leave him confused. Not because these confessions by human beings of climate sins against the plants, requests for forgiveness from the plants, and other emotional prayer messages to the plants were made in group and spoken out loud. It's because they were praying to the plants for the wrong thing. They needed to pray for the right thing. To quote:

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... instead of “confessing their climate sins”, what those students at Union Theological Seminary should really be doing is apologizing to those poor wilting plants for trying to take their carbon dioxide away.

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What the hell is wrong with progressives?

Just look at how they misunderstand the nature of potted plants. 

Progressives don't get potted plants at all.

Imagine what they would do to a farm...

:)

Michael

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10 hours ago, Michael Stuart Kelly said:

Now we have this.

Theology Students Confess "Climate Sins" While Sitting In Front Of A Bunch Of Potted Plants...

They're being softened up for committing ritual suicide.

Ellen

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10 hours ago, Michael Stuart Kelly said:

Progressives and Potted Plants

What is it about progressives and potted plants?

It seems like they have the weirdest uses for them.

For example, remember the Harvey Weinstein case? At a party, he cornered a woman, but could not get her to agree to do whatever with him. So with the crowd swirling around, he masturbated right there in front of her and ejaculated into a potted plant.

Now we have this.

Theology Students Confess "Climate Sins" While Sitting In Front Of A Bunch Of Potted Plants...

This article is by a dude who is on board with manmade climate change. But praying to plants seems to leave him confused. Not because these confessions by human beings of climate sins against the plants, requests for forgiveness from the plants, and other emotional prayer messages to the plants were made in group and spoken out loud. It's because they were praying to the plants for the wrong thing. They needed to pray for the right thing. To quote:

:)

What the hell is wrong with progressives?

Just look at how they misunderstand the nature of potted plants. 

Progressives don't get potted plants at all.

Imagine what they would do to a farm...

:)

Michael

And we absolved everybody. Hallelujah!

(Eat your heart out, Harvey W,)

 

Venus Flytrap, far left in photo)

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2 hours ago, caroljane said:

Venus Flytrap, far left in photo)

Carol,

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So the progressives are praying to an oppressor plant, asking for forgiveness?

When you get followers to that point, who needs reeducation camps?

Behold, Kim Jong-un, and learn how it's done for real.

:)

Michael

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