Michael Stuart Kelly Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Jokes About Writing Just because, I want a thread devoted to writing humor. So here it is. And, without apology, in Homeric shamelessness, let me kick it off. Q. Do you know why Shakespeare wrote with a quill and not a pencil? A. He never knew which pencil to use. He even put the dilemma in a play. "2B or not 2B. That is the question..." Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted March 7, 2019 Author Share Posted March 7, 2019 Just to make sure to remind folks we can do writing humor with images, the following meme has no real image other than fonts, and it's not that funny. But it really needs to be here on this thread. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 What's the name of a 90's action flick starring Tom Cruise, that you can't miss? "Ommission Impossible." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted April 29, 2019 Author Share Posted April 29, 2019 This is floating around on the Internet. I don't know the origin, but neither does anyone I've looked at. Quote There was a young man From Cork who got his Limericks And haikus confused Michael 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted May 14, 2019 Author Share Posted May 14, 2019 LOL... I got this from here, but I have a feeling it's from all over and around. This is exactly what I feel like when I sit down to write fiction. Or talk about anything for that matter. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted September 21, 2019 Author Share Posted September 21, 2019 This is exactly what mapping out a new story feels like. For the writer, it comes with an emotion of weariness, too. Michael 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted September 21, 2019 Author Share Posted September 21, 2019 Even Ayn Rand, in her fiction writing instruction, said to shovel trouble on the hero and make him or her suffer. (Make them triumph afterward, too, of course. ) Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted November 9, 2019 Author Share Posted November 9, 2019 Man, if this ain't the truth. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted January 11, 2020 Author Share Posted January 11, 2020 Here's a cute little cartoon on how not to do plot by a guy named Tom Gauld. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted January 11, 2020 Author Share Posted January 11, 2020 Another by Tom Gauld. There was a point in my writing study where I felt this way. It passed, but man was it a drag while it lasted. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted February 12, 2020 Author Share Posted February 12, 2020 A ha! I knew it! Someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens. (groan ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted February 12, 2020 Author Share Posted February 12, 2020 Young and talented. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted February 20, 2020 Author Share Posted February 20, 2020 Man, ain't this the truth? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted January 25 Author Share Posted January 25 Ain't this the truth? Michael 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted March 12 Author Share Posted March 12 I know this one is silly, but that's what it feels like. Michael 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted June 19 Author Share Posted June 19 I could have sworn I put something in this thread a few days ago and now it's missing. The forum had a glitch during an upgrade, so that must be the problem. If I remember what I posted, I will post it again. For now, there's this meme I found. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted June 19 Author Share Posted June 19 I found it. A meme Chris Sciabarra posted elsewhere. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted July 14 Author Share Posted July 14 Another groaner. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted July 15 Share Posted July 15 On 6/19/2021 at 11:21 AM, Michael Stuart Kelly said: I could have sworn I put something in this thread a few days ago and now it's missing. The forum had a glitch during an upgrade, so that must be the problem. If I remember what I posted, I will post it again. For now, there's this meme I found. Michael Hey, that's one of my photos from the 80 s! I wondered where it went! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted July 15 Share Posted July 15 On 3/7/2019 at 12:24 AM, Michael Stuart Kelly said: Just to make sure to remind folks we can do writing humor with images, the following meme has no real image other than fonts, and it's not that funny. But it really needs to be here on this thread. Michael You,re right, it isn't all that funny, but writers must hold the world,s record for procrastination ( probably because they have the time to do it) My favourite iteration of this endless problem is a writer quote (I forget which writer but I am too honourable to just steal their work): "I don't like writing,I hate writing, I can't stand it. I like having written, though." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted July 25 Author Share Posted July 25 Daily travails of the writer's life. Finding just the right word: Michael EDIT: Facebook crapped out on hosting the image. Here is a simple image file I found on the Internet. Maybe later I will make a meme with this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 4 hours ago, Michael Stuart Kelly said: Daily travails of the writer's life. Finding just the right word: Michael That I must s not a joke about writing, it is a page from my advanced ESL course, literally! And when I say literally, you know what I don't mean.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted October 2 Author Share Posted October 2 This image of a tweet has been making the rounds. In text form: Quote Dear friends older than 37: You don't have to put 2 spaces after the period anymore. That was for the typewriter era. You're free. Michae; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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