Michael Stuart Kelly 505 Report post Posted March 7, 2019 Jokes About Writing Just because, I want a thread devoted to writing humor. So here it is. And, without apology, in Homeric shamelessness, let me kick it off. Q. Do you know why Shakespeare wrote with a quill and not a pencil? A. He never knew which pencil to use. He even put the dilemma in a play. "2B or not 2B. That is the question..." Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Stuart Kelly 505 Report post Posted March 7, 2019 Just to make sure to remind folks we can do writing humor with images, the following meme has no real image other than fonts, and it's not that funny. But it really needs to be here on this thread. Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peter 130 Report post Posted March 10, 2019 What's the name of a 90's action flick starring Tom Cruise, that you can't miss? "Ommission Impossible." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Stuart Kelly 505 Report post Posted April 29, 2019 This is floating around on the Internet. I don't know the origin, but neither does anyone I've looked at. Quote There was a young man From Cork who got his Limericks And haikus confused Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Stuart Kelly 505 Report post Posted May 14, 2019 LOL... I got this from here, but I have a feeling it's from all over and around. This is exactly what I feel like when I sit down to write fiction. Or talk about anything for that matter. Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Stuart Kelly 505 Report post Posted September 21, 2019 This is exactly what mapping out a new story feels like. For the writer, it comes with an emotion of weariness, too. Michael 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Stuart Kelly 505 Report post Posted September 21, 2019 Even Ayn Rand, in her fiction writing instruction, said to shovel trouble on the hero and make him or her suffer. (Make them triumph afterward, too, of course. ) Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Stuart Kelly 505 Report post Posted November 9, 2019 Man, if this ain't the truth. Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Stuart Kelly 505 Report post Posted January 11 Here's a cute little cartoon on how not to do plot by a guy named Tom Gauld. Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Stuart Kelly 505 Report post Posted January 11 Another by Tom Gauld. There was a point in my writing study where I felt this way. It passed, but man was it a drag while it lasted. Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Stuart Kelly 505 Report post Posted February 12 A ha! I knew it! Someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens. (groan ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Stuart Kelly 505 Report post Posted February 12 Young and talented. Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Stuart Kelly 505 Report post Posted February 16 Man, if this isn't true most of the time. Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Stuart Kelly 505 Report post Posted February 20 Man, ain't this the truth? Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
