Jokes About Writing


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Jokes About Writing 

Just because, I want a thread devoted to writing humor.

So here it is.

And, without apology, in Homeric shamelessness, let me kick it off.

Q. Do you know why Shakespeare wrote with a quill and not a pencil?

A. He never knew which pencil to use. He even put the dilemma in a play. "2B or not 2B. That is the question..."

:) 

Michael

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On 6/19/2021 at 11:21 AM, Michael Stuart Kelly said:

I could have sworn I put something in this thread a few days ago and now it's missing.

The forum had a glitch during an upgrade, so that must be the problem.

If I remember what I posted, I will post it again. For now, there's this meme I found.

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Michael

Hey, that's one of my photos from the  80 s!  I wondered where it went!

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On 3/7/2019 at 12:24 AM, Michael Stuart Kelly said:

Just to make sure to remind folks we can do writing humor with images, the following meme has no real image other than fonts, and it's not that funny.

But it really needs to be here on this thread.

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Michael

You,re right, it isn't all that funny, but writers must hold the world,s record for procrastination ( probably because they have the time to do it) My favourite iteration of this endless problem is a writer quote (I forget which writer but I am too honourable to just steal their work): 

"I don't like writing,I hate writing, I can't stand it.  I like having written, though."

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4 hours ago, Michael Stuart Kelly said:

Daily travails of the writer's life. 

Finding just the right word:

May be an image of text that says 'ENGLISH ISA IS DIFFICULT LANGUAGE. IT CAN BE UNDERSTOOD THROUGH TOUGH THOROUGH THOUGHT, THOUGH.'

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Michael

That I must s not a joke about writing, it is a page from my advanced ESL course, literally! And when I say literally, you know what I don't mean....

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