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Promo for the Hillary Clinton Memorial Statue Fund

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Dear Friends:

I have the distinguished honor of being a member of the Committee to raise 
$50,000,000 for a monument to Hillary R. Clinton.

We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was 
not enough room for her two faces. We then decided to erect a statue of 
Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as to 
where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside 
the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, nor beside Barack 
Obama, who never told the truth, because frankly, Hillary never could tell 
the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest 
Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he
got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he 
had been, and did it all on someone else's money...magnificent to say the 
least

Thank you,

The Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee

PS: The Committee has raised $2.16 so far. Actually, somebody donated 
$1,000,000 but did it thru the Clinton Foundation. The Foundation sent the 
$2.16 on to us, with the Clinton family keeping the balance for 
'administrative expenses.'

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