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I had a little experience with lightning that I doubt anyone in OL will believe. During a thunderstorm I went outside and opened my mouth and caught myself a lightning bolt (because I had the delusion that electricity is good for my health). My throat was so hot from the lightning bolt that I caught in my mouth that for a whole month I ate food raw and by the time it got down to my stomach it was cooked.

 

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1 hour ago, jts said:

I had a little experience with lightning that I doubt anyone in OL will believe. During a thunderstorm I went outside and opened my mouth and caught myself a lightning bolt (because I had the delusion that electricity is good for my health). My throat was so hot from the lightning bolt that I caught in my mouth that for a whole month I ate food raw and by the time it got down to my stomach it was cooked.

 

At last! I'm beginning to understand you!

--Brant

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