Michael Stuart Kelly Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Anarchos RisingI can't resist this one, seeing the contributors and readership of OL.It's an oldie, but goodie.Anarchists Rise Up, Move To Different Cafeteria TableDecember 1, 1999The OnionBATAVIA, NY—After years of working toward an ultimate goal of smashing the dominant social and political hierarchy, the Anarchy League of Batavia South High School rose up and took action Monday, moving to another cafeteria table when this bunch of jerks from the popular kids' table wouldn't stop making faces and shooting spitballs at them. "At long last, the time has come for us to gather our books and sit over at that other table by the window where, hopefully, those guys will stop bugging us," said sophomore anarchist Lindsay Franklin, 15. "I hate those stupid idiots. They think they're so cool." (Hat tip to Sharon Presley...)Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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