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A new James Clavell, Prince Harry and Baby Archie poster slogan: Tie one on (Taiwan) with trade to Taipei, Shanghai, and Hong Kong, and you won’t be wrong, but make a muck of that Peking duck.  

Japan was warning North Korea about their two missile launches recently. New slogan from an angry Queen Elizabeth and Prime Minister Abe Shinzō: Japan should start dropping free transistor radios over North Korea brother, pre tuned to real news about Little Kim the mother . . Peter

Some other Japanese sayings.   “One’s act, one’s profit.” Equivalent to “you reap what you sow,” this one rings way more timelessly as few are sowing these days.

 “Ten men, ten colors.” Aka, “different strokes for different folks” — I prefer the image of colors to the image of folks getting stroked.

 “Wake from death and return to life.” Meaning “to turn a bad or desperate situation into a success,” this truly underscores just how dire some bad situations feel sometimes.

 “Pulling water to my own rice paddy.” “Doing or saying things for one’s own benefit.” While totally regionally charged, I feel like dropping this one would give you an air of well-traveled-ness.

 “Evil cause, evil effect.” Another “you reap what you sow,” this one is a tad more specific, and almost suggests a karmic outcome.

 “Not seeing is a flower.”I love the fact that the Japanese use “flower” to describe imagination, beauty, and sometimes pointlessness. In this case, “reality cannot compete with imagination.”

 “The weak are meat; the strong eat.” “Survival of the fittest” — I like eating meat so this was always going to appeal to me, and it rhymes.

 Ocean thousand mountain thousand.” A reference to a “sly old fox,” someone who has been through everything and seen everything and can therefore handle any situation, usually through cunning. A thousand oceans, a thousand mountains, an ultimate badass.

 “Drunken life, dreamy death.” Meaning to dream one’s life away, or spending all one’s time dreaming without accomplishing anything significant.

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How about a video about President Trump's humor?

From the perspective of Trump supporters, Tim gets it. Humor by President Trump, and even things like eating steak with ketchup, says, "Come on in, the water's fine. Come one and all."

As to the anti-Trumpers, their constant harrumphs and nastiness in their form of mocking says, "Thank God you are not one of us."

Meanwhile, the worse the nastiness, the more Trump supporters chuckle.

Who stands a better chance to win elections? Like Tim asks, which crowd would you prefer to hang out with? The people having fun or people who are hateful all the time?

Donald Trump leaves Twitter in hysterics with joke pic of ...

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Michael

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Some people are not nice ... from this nasty NBCNews story:

 

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Their concept of humor, context, perspective, sanity. They’ve been batting zeroes for a few years now, they know 2020 will be further disaster, their team is being eviscerated by a man they “know” is profoundly stupid. So what’s funny? Nothing is funny for them now. They will continue coming apart, growing more psychotic with every day. As the earthly manifestations of their toxic ideologies approach the toilet they will get weirder and then weirder again.

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Just when it seemed safe to go back in the water ...

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How depressing it must be to lose so consistently to such a dumb man. He was years ago supposed to be “dealt with six ways to Sunday by the intelligence agencies” according to Senator Schumer. Mueller a dud. No one can say Russia anymore without the room breaking into laughter. And yet the recent vote to toss impeachment proceedings went 332/95/1, impeachment tossed. So really, how inbred stupid must they all be then? According to them, they’re armed with a knife and a gun and they’re up against a blind and deaf man.

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They don't realize that Sharpiegate stories like the one from AP below make Trump supporters (and many, many moderates) laugh at them.

Analysis: Storm spat underscores Mr. Never Wrong’s mindset

The reason President Trump keeps this going is because the anti-Trumpers are such harumphers that everybody is having a great time at their expense.

This has been front page news for five days now. CNN is still running "expert panels" on it. MSNBC is still featuring it in prime time.

And, poor things, they can't stop trying to lord their superiority over everyone over any and every little thing President Trump does, including a showing a picture with a Sharpie line drawn on it.

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If you don't believe goofing on them is what President Trump is doing, lookee here:

LOL...

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Michael

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Impeachment vote before Sharpie circus: 332/95/1

Impeachment vote after Sharpie circus: 332/95/1

How depressed they must be. A year ago how many of them foresaw that today they would have nothing worth saying and would be going after him with Sharpie memes? They were supposed to have put him to prison for life by now. Liddle Adam Schitt promised them over and over and over that he possessed definitive proof of their crazy Russia conspiracy theory.

And now they are attacking with bizarre Sharpie Pinocchio memes that no one even understands.

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Oops. Tee-hee-heed too early again?

https://m.stamfordadvocate.com/news/article/NOAA-backs-Trump-on-Alabama-forecast-and-rebukes-14420459.php

 

NOAA backs Trump on Alabama forecast, and rebukes Weather Service office that accurately contradicted him...

In a statement released Friday afternoon, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) stated Alabama was in fact threatened by the storm at the time Trump tweeted Alabama would "most likely be hit (much) harder than anticipated...

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“Risking their lives!”😆😆😆

Risk their lives my ass, they are only risking their jobs. These peoples’ fat asses were in cushy office chairs, not at risk, as they used their government jobs to politically attack the Executive branch of our government. They all need to be fired.

Sobien publicizes his break with reality:

”I have never been so embarrassed by NOAA. What they did is disgusting.

“Let me assure you the hard working employees of the NWS had nothing to do with the utterly disgusting and disingenuous tweet sent out by the NOAA management,” Dan Sobien, the president of the National Weather Service Employees Organization.

”Never ever before has their management thrown them under the bus like this. 

“These are the people risking their lives flying into hurricanes and putting out forecasts that save lives. Never before has their management undercut their scientifically sound reasoning and forecasts.”

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7438183/Government-workers-irate-NOAA-bosses-throwing-bus.html

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5 hours ago, Jon Letendre said:

“Risking their lives!”😆😆😆

Risk their lives my ass, they are only risking their jobs. These peoples’ fat asses were in cushy office chairs, not at risk, as they used their government jobs to politically attack the Executive branch of our government. They all need to be fired.

Sobien publicizes his break with reality:

”I have never been so embarrassed by NOAA. What they did is disgusting.

“Let me assure you the hard working employees of the NWS had nothing to do with the utterly disgusting and disingenuous tweet sent out by the NOAA management,” Dan Sobien, the president of the National Weather Service Employees Organization.

”Never ever before has their management thrown them under the bus like this. 

“These are the people risking their lives flying into hurricanes and putting out forecasts that save lives. Never before has their management undercut their scientifically sound reasoning and forecasts.”

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7438183/Government-workers-irate-NOAA-bosses-throwing-bus.html

Those NWS scientists sure are an emotional lot. Wowza. Enraged. And what has gotten their panties so twisted? They were scolded for having behaved unscientifically.

They had made a statement of absolute certainty about the future. In response, they were told,  "The Birmingham National Weather Service's Sunday morning tweet spoke in absolute terms that were inconsistent with probabilities from the best forecast products available at the time."

Is that unreasonable? Not at all. Yet these "scientists" are expressing rage. They're calling the comment "disgusting." They're horribly wounded and whining that their morale is being extinguished, and their souls crushed under the bus. Such delicate flowers. So very tender,  so easily swayed by their feelings.

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Here is President Trump keeping it alive, even as he "complains" that he would like to leave it alone.

All but the anti-Trumpers are laughing at the anti-Trumpers for falling for it.

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Also, look at the info President Trump is able to inject into the mainstream audience without looking like info. Until this tweet, were you aware that Obama used a ghost writer? And that his name was Peter Baker?

I wasn't.

I thought Obama was a Hahvaahd intellecutchual who could write his own books.

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Michael

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I collected the gems below on the dark side.

These memes are how real bigots see President Trump as opposed to rhetoric from fake news propaganda.

The next time you hear derogatory things about President Trump being a Nazi, a fascist, a bigot, an antisemite, etc., remember these images. Then realize you are listening to an idiot.

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This is a public service announcement for anti-Trumper education.

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Michael

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What kind of untuned drum is being beaten here?

 

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The demented stumblebums invent and promote bullshit and Trump and the RNC laugh all the way to the bank.

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According to to the disgruntled Tweet poster, the following Saturday Night Live sketch came out one year and one day before President Trump was elected.

And, man, does it piss off the anti-Trumpers.

Here's the rest, and for added humor, Trump haters didn't believe it was a real SNL sketch.

Finally, something Trump from SNL that has a little humor to it.

LOL...

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Michael

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LOL...

BREAKING: Trump ends US China trade war; swaps Hong Kong for California in unprecedented deal

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Washington DC—After months of growing trade Tensions between the US and China leading to an impending global recession, along with mounting strife in China’s Hong Kong province prompting dissidents to wave American flags, US President Donald Trump has negotiated quite possibly the biggest deal of his life.

The US will trade the entire state of California for Hong Kong in a flat exchange.

“Basically everyone in California wants to be commies and Hong Kong wants to be American, so we did what we call a win-win-win and traded the two in a tremendous deal,” Trump said in a press conference announcing the unprecedented deal.

Markets responded with a complete turnaround from recent declines and posted record numbers.

Californians and Hong Kongers were dancing in their respective streets—Californians happy about the 1-child-only policy and being run by the Communist Party finally!—and Hong Kong happy about being part of the free world once again.

(Too bad it isn't true!)

Man, would that be The Art of the Deal...

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Michael

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