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17 minutes ago, william.scherk said:

Deeeeeeep Staaaaate.  Gives you a shiver, don't it?

No, it doesn't give me a shiver, because no members of government in the entire history of mankind have ever sought to enhance their own power by taking money from deep pockets and doing their bidding. So, what are the odds of it suddenly happening now? To even suggest such a thing is comical. Pftt! Imagine, there are people who actually believe that people in positions of power might even think about doing anything dishonest in order to maintain that power! Ha! Ridiculous! Tee hee hee!

J

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William wrote: Deeeeeeep Staaaaate.  Gives you a shiver, don't it? end quote

NO sea spider for you. Back to the show "Salvation." The depicted billionaire club has a lot of old men, but a modern one would have more "younger" billionaires. I will call it "techni" tenticles. 

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  • 2 weeks later...

Ghouls, I tell ya. Ghouls.

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Obama came out of the shadows to bash President Trump and help with the midterms.

Matt Drudge rarely tweets and when he does, he deletes it a few days later. So I took a screenshot of what he had to say about Obama's latest.

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Here is the text for anyone who wishes it in text form.

The tweet by Matt Drudge is dated 12:44 PM - Sep 7, 2018. Text:

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Democrats lost 76 House seats and 15 Senate seats during Obama‘s terms. Now the former president is determined they never get them back!

Aaaaaaaaaaaannnnnd...

Here's what President Trump just said about Obama's speech:

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Michael

 

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The froth keeps on frothing, right?

 

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Here is hero Corey booker trying to block President Trump's pick for Supreme Court.

He is courageously facing down Trump, the Senate, hell all of Congress and the entire country in fighting the good fight.

He will stand against the whole world for his beliefs even if it is illegal to do so and he will face the consequences unflinchingly.

Funny how releasing the emails actually was legal...

Anyway, what's a detail like that against fearless martyrdom, moral might and heroic grandeur?...

:) 

Michael

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8 hours ago, Michael Stuart Kelly said:

You just can't make this shit up:

Oops...

 

 

 

Boom!

Mic drop...

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Michael

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This one is actually not a joke, but it still has to go into Trump Humor.

Obama once said manufacturing jobs are not coming back to America, that people have to get used to that fact, that Trump was irresponsible for promising these jobs, and where was he going to get the jobs, a magic wand?

Except the jobs are flooding in and the good times are starting to roll.

Now Obama is saying he's the one who did that.

:) 

It sounds like a joke, but it's true.

:) 

Michael

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3 hours ago, Michael Stuart Kelly said:

This one is actually not a joke, but it still has to go into Trump Humor.

Obama once said manufacturing jobs are not coming back to America, that people have to get used to that fact, that Trump was irresponsible for promising these jobs, and where was he going to get the jobs, a magic wand?

Except the jobs are flooding in and the good times are starting to roll.

Now Obama is saying he's the one who did that.

:) 

It sounds like a joke, but it's true.

:) 

Michael

Yeah, Obama's thing was that we had to settle for "the new normal" of high unemployment, low wages, and low GDP. Those good jobs were never coming back. And lowering taxes and eliminating regulations was supposed to result in horrors! People were GOING TO DIE if any little bit of government power and control was reduced. Trump's proposed solutions, as a candidate, were mocked as backward. They were going to have the effect of making everything much worse.

But we're supposed to forget all of those statement.

Hooray for genius Obama!

J

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9 hours ago, KorbenDallas said:

Time to play... Talk... Like... TRUMP!

 

Tee hee hee!!!

Lincoln DID have to deal with "fake news." Tee hee heeing about it doesn't alter history. Advocacy journalism, the yellow press, etc., happened, even if Jimmy Fallon isn't aware of that fact.

By the way, 'member all of the comedy bits on late night TV in which the hosts made fun of Obama's mispronunciation gaffes and other verbal stumbles?

Yeah, me neither.

J

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