Michael Stuart Kelly Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 7 hours ago, Michael Stuart Kelly said: I could have said monkey... I caught this through a tweet and retweet chain. The best caption was "Shit you do not see in America but wish you did..." pic.twitter.com/1uEgRS9IcT— Mike Leach (@Coach_Leach) June 1, 2018 This is eerily like posting online with trolls. I want to make a William quip, but I'll just leave that right where it's at. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
william.scherk Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 (edited) Returning to the subject ... Edited June 2, 2018 by william.scherk I made an error Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 If that was happening here, do you know what you would be seeing? Dead Monkeys. Extinction of the urban primate other than sapiens sapiens. I think one of the mugging victims was someone old. I hope she is OK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KorbenDallas Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 Trump self-pardon, funny Giuliani, and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
william.scherk Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 The G-7 was apparently a triumph for all, according to the President, who left before the conflab was done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 Taking a break at G7 Summit: Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 LOL... From this: To this: The Last Globalist Supper pic.twitter.com/R7bPKr1iMa — neontaster (@neontaster) June 9, 2018 Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
william.scherk Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 "Back-stabbing Trudeau insults America ..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Even though the word games are Just In, it's going to be fun watching where the True Dough ultimately lands on Canada and US trade. My bet is the US will Trump Canada. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 And now, SNL brings you Alec Baldwin addressing Canadian TV as the President of the United States. Hello. I am The King of the World and my name is Donald J. Trump. America is the greatest country in the world, where Canadians are free to *star* on American TV. Just look at our current and past casts here on SNL. Ridiculous. Yet, Canadian TV programs are required to have a certain amount of Canadian programming though ours is so much better. Get an old fashioned or satellite antenna, you hosers! Learn from me. Melania made me watch “Doctor Blake Mysteries” from Australia and Britain’s “Victoria” and now “The Crown” also from the BBC. And you know what? I kind of like them. Melania would make a great queen. In summary, my northern brothers and sisters, watch TV from around the world with no restrictions. Oh, I forgot. Before I head off on my personal plane, Air Force One, I have a few more things to say to our Canadian allies. What an immature wuss you guys have for a PM! He talks trash about The US imposing tariffs? Oh, come on! Canada imposes huge tariffs on all American made paper products like toilet paper and napkins. Toilet paper! Canada imposes huge tariffs on dairy, metallic ores and metal products. Look it up. So you Canadians need to look at your own crony, deep state. Who’s getting the slush up there in snowy Canada? That is not “free trade.” Wow, Michael. Did you see how Germany’s Angela Merkel was glaring at me at the summit? Ha! She got right in my face so don’t get me started on her and Europe. . . . Now I am off to save the world by meeting with “Rocket Man.” Oops. I take that back. I will be meeting with President Kim Jun Un of North Korea. Some people are worrying he will try to poison or gas me but that works both ways. And now a word from our sponsors. Hey you gals? Wanna be on a par with your male friends? Buy a “Lady Bump Stock” for your rifles. And for your purse, we have the Lady Fingers brands of brass knuckles and pepper spray . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 As long as I'm punning, look what happens when Trudeau tries to raise his some eyebrows over President Trump. One of his own eyebrows almost falls off. Literally. LOL... OH MY! VIDEO —> Justin Trudeau’s Fake Eyebrow Slides Off During Presser Quote Oh my! Someone call for makeup! Justin has a falling eyebrow! Video released on Saturday shows Justin Trudeau’s left eyebrow is falling off his face. You just can't make this up. See the video for yourself. Granted, this is from three days or so ago, but still: @davidd_dds @fordnation Justin must be hard 2 work with. Just listening 2 him is hard but look his left eye brow has lost its glue. @JustinTrudeau It’s a lot having a full time job isn’t it. Not as many naps or-story times. @OYLorg @liberal_party JT is falling apart, literally. pic.twitter.com/4wUWbjcIqm — DDS (@davidd_dds) June 8, 2018 Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 That HAS TO BE a doctored photo, right? What's next, a Canadian manufactured beard and plumpy nuts to fill out his trousers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
william.scherk Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Peter said: I am The King of the World and my name is Donald J. Trump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 4 hours ago, Michael Stuart Kelly said: Even though the word games are Just In, it's going to be fun watching where the True Dough ultimately lands on Canada and US trade. My bet is the US will Trump Canada. Michael True d'Eau vainquera sur le Faux Foe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 La voix du Vrai Lait est la plus forte! Get out your Larousse Michael, I can keep this up indefinitely... Oh and belated Happy Birthday cuz. Many more. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 9 hours ago, caroljane said: True d'Eau vainquera sur le Faux Foe! (scratching head) Trudeau is vain about his fofo? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Pirate their films, baby! Robert De Niro says “Fuck Trump” at the Tony Awards and gets standing ovations from Hollywood.Time to bring Megaupload back @realDonaldTrump— Kim Dotcom (@KimDotcom) June 11, 2018 LOL... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Eat your heart out, Trump haters! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 007 Goldenhair LOL... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
william.scherk Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 If only this were true ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 "Golden Hair" was laugh out loud funny. William, the comic likenesses were not that great but the tweet joke was pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KorbenDallas Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 Space Force! MAGA! Spoiler MAke the Galaxy great Again!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KorbenDallas Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 Josh Brolin Reads Trump Tweets As Thanos: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KorbenDallas Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 Meanwhile, on the other comedy channel (regarding Anthony Kennedy retirement): Thanks, Justice Kennedy. pic.twitter.com/2w8EjRwVtU— Comedy Central (@ComedyCentral) June 27, 2018 Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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