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5 hours ago, syrakusos said:

I don't care that Donald Trump got elected. I do care about the Constitution.

Maybe you find that funny.

Michael,

Your feelings about the Constitution doesn't have much comedic value, but re your statement that you don't care that Trump was elected, I see a hell of a lot of promise if you work on it. Even if you don't...

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Michael

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The snowflakes attack!

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For anyone (at a later time) wanting to know what this is about: Hateful Far Left Gay Couple Stalks Ivanka Trump at JFK – Chased Her Down Terminal.

Their attitude reminds me of southern white racists chasing down a black man to ambush him and "have a little fun."

And, as all snowflakes melt in mixed climate environments, one of them deleted his Twitter account to hide the evidence of his plans.

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Michael

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44 minutes ago, Michael Stuart Kelly said:

Kinda tasteless, but be careful what you wish for.

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Sorry about that...

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Michael

She was within 1.8 months of being right.

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His Messiahship has no more respect for truth than an alley cat has for marriage. This is typical of politicians. Politicians are the lowest form of life walking on 2 feet. Elections are lying contests. His Messiahship twice won the Biggest Liar in USA Contest.

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THEN

https://www.amazon.com/Think-Like-Champion-Informal-Education/dp/1593155719/#reader_1593155719

THINK LIKE A CHAMPION. DONALD TRUMP April 6, 2010.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams...Eleanor Roosevelt

Barack Obama Election Ushers in a Different World.

................What he has done is amazing. The fact that he accomplished what he has-in one year and against great odds-is truly phenomenal. If someone had asked me if a black man or woman could become president, I would have said yes, but not yet. B.O. proved.........As of October of 2008, the U.S. government reported a $237 billion deficit. The good news is that Obama seems to be well aware of the situation. His comment have led me to believe that he understands how the economy works on a comprehensive level. He has also surrounded himself with very competent people, and thats the mark of a strong leader. I have confidence he will do his best, and we have someone who is serious about resolving the problems we have and will be facing in the future. To me that is very good news.....

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First year Obama "accomplishments": saved the economy from a second great depression (American Recovery and Reinvestment Act) (hysterical), shepherded the healthcare bill (ACA), ended a ban on stem cell research, signed the equal pay act (Ledbetter law), ended DEA raids on medical marijuana dispensaries, enacted the toughest anti-smoking laws and issued the toughest ethic regulations and transparency guidelines (laughing) of any president at any time and confirmed a liberal Hispanic woman to the SC, ordered the closure of Guantanamo, supported UN declaration on sexual orientation.

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And now.

‘President Obama has been the most ignorant president in our history’

“President Obama — when he became president, he didn't know anything. This guy didn’t know a thing,” Trump continued. “And honestly, today he knows less. Today, he knows less. He has done a terrible job.”

He called Obamacare a ‘catastrophe’

“He has been a disaster as a president. He will go down as one of the worst presidents in the history of our country. It is a mess.”

Ha ha ha

 

  

 

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In Oct I stayed at Trump LV for the week. I had never paid as much. I wanted to be on the golden mile and decided to temporarily live large.

Everything was done well and met all my expectations. And I paid the bill before arrival.

Im still recuperating. )

Trump DC opened, "below budget and on time".

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/digger/wp/2017/01/06/third-lien-on-trump-hotel-brings-alleged-unpaid-bills-to-over-5-million/?utm_term=.c20327741d81&wprss=rss_social-postbusinessonly

https://www.washingtonian.com/2016/12/20/travel-group-dc-trump-hotel-one-worlds-worst-new-luxury-hotels/

A Trump rep replied, "the filing of nominal liens at the conclusion of construction is not uncommon as part of the close out process."

Tim Miller, VP of AES,  We’re a business. We have 700 employees that we pay every week. We have bills. We are effectively financing this work, and we don’t think it’s right. That’s really it.”

Trump ate the steak and didnt pay (yet) for the meal. Since September!

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Yesterday Rush was quipping that if the Russians helped Trump, then logically you could also say the Russians got Hillary the popular vote, and maybe, just couldn’t quite get her the electoral college, because she was who they liked the best.

Peter

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From Memeorandum.com just now:

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 Alexey Kovalev:

A message to my doomed colleagues in the American media  —  Congratulations, US media!  You've just covered your first press conference of an authoritarian leader with a massive ego and a deep disdain for your trade and everything you hold dear.  We in Russia have been doing it for 12 years now …

 

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I just saw something that cracked me up. Let's call it unintended consequences.

As we know, the attempt by Trump's enemies to use a secret fictional document claiming salacious Russian information on him failed miserably because it was found to be... er... well... fiction. (During the propaganda spread phase, the mainstream media liked to call it a "dossier" to sound all spook-like and cool and stuff. :) But it basically was a poorly written piece of fiction.) 

The most ridiculous part was the golden showers episode, meaning that, according to the fictional account, Trump hired prostitutes to pee on a bed in a Russian hotel where President Obama and his wife had slept.

The press made such a big deal about this, they publicized it so much, there are now unintended consequences.

Positive ones, believe it or not. (Well... I guess that depends on what you call "positive." :) )

So what are these consequences?

In the porn industry, there is a huge sudden spike in golden showers films. It's a bonanza. And the porn search stats for "golden showers" have gone through the roof.

By making up shit about Trump and spreading it, our good-old mainstream media has given a nice boost to the porn industry, which is moving product like never before and making money hand over fist.

The mainstream media shows its effectiveness and should be proud. 

Sales are up.

Capitalism at work, folks...

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Michael

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