Michael Stuart Kelly Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Candice The Cuckslayer (Read about her here.) Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
william.scherk Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 I watched parts of @nbcsnl Saturday Night Live last night. It is a totally one-sided, biased show - nothing funny at all. Equal time for us? — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 20, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 This could be funnier (from Yahoo News): Trump to hold series of meetings as he assembles new administration From the article: Quote President-elect Donald Trump will hold a series of meetings on Sunday in New Jersey as he continues to put together a team for his incoming administration, Trump spokesmen said. They said Trump and Vice President-elect Mike Pence will meet with: talent agent Ari Emanuel... And who is Ari Emanuel, pray tell? Why, my goodness. He's one of the chief honchos of William Morris (for professional wrestling) and the brother of Rahm Emanuel. I predict this is going to get very funny. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Hahahahaha... This is a little bit fantastic. pic.twitter.com/Xm6yyRZ0kr— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) November 21, 2016 Where do people get this stuff from? What's more, I'm used to seeing this kind of satire from the left. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Ain't it the truth? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 It ain't here yet, but it will be: Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 This is brutal. (Comment for later readers. It is a riff off of Mike Pence attending the musical, "Hamilton," and getting booed, then lectured from the stage after the show.) Ouch... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Another brutal one: Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 This works for O-Land all year around. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
william.scherk Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 (edited) Snarky, but. Quote Make Your Christmas Tree Tacky Again With Trump’s $149 MAGA Ornament By Adam K. Raymond Donald Trump’s campaign emailed supporters on Wednesday with a special offer for “every President-elect Trump fan on your Christmas list” — a tiny “Make America Great Again” hat with gold finishings. And it’s only $149. Ridiculous as that price tag seems, it represents a deep discount from the $250 it’s going for on Amazon. Either way, the money will go to a fundraising committee operated by the RNC and the Trump campaign, meaning that you can buy this ornament as a gift for a loved one and it will also be a gift to Donald Trump. Billionaires like presents too. Edited November 24, 2016 by william.scherk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 Gotta love Ann. My favorite part is at the beginning where she limits gloating about winning the election to three years. A NIGHT TO REMEMBER by Ann Coulter Nov. 23, 2016 Quote In fairness, we Trump supporters don't want to be sore winners, so we ought to set a time limit on our gloating. I propose three years. In that spirit, let us revel in the Never Trumpers' tweets leading up to Trump's election night triumph. Now that I've had time to do a full archeological dig, I'm able to present a whole new treasure trove of smug idiocy. Save this column to share with your children, and they with their children, for years to come. ** ** ** -- PATTON OSWALT: Comedian who realized he wasn’t really all that funny and decided to try his hand at political commentary instead. His tweets are a perfect time capsule of the Never Trumpers' smug certitude that Hillary would win -- which would soon blossom into bitter recrimination. The day before the election, Oswalt was snarky and nasty, but his mood turned as election results came in: NOV. 7: @pattonoswalt Every artisanal cocktail bar in Williamsburg is scrambling to create a "mazel tov cocktail" right now. @pattonoswalt Someone create this drink, ASAP. That's what we should toast with tomorrow. NOV. 8: @pattonoswalt This is the final, feeble insanity of the Trump campaign being slapped down. It's over, Donny. Get ready. @pattonoswalt Oh God, the LAUGHTER when he appears. "Gonna lose!" It's all gone, Don. #Election2016 NOV. 8 — LATER: @pattonoswalt Come on, Broward County! Grind your democracy crotch on the stripper pole of freedom! #Florida #ElectionNight @pattonoswalt f*ckf*ckf*ckf*ckf*ckF*CKF*CKF*CKF*CK #ElectionNight (Asterisks, mine.) @pattonoswalt EVERY PUNDIT ON EVERY NETWORK IS TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW. AND EVERY ONE OF THEM CAUSED THIS TO HAPPEN. #Election2016 NOV. 8 -- MUCH LATER: @pattonoswalt Hey Chris Matthews, Trump didn't "tap into" people's feelings. He EXPLOITED them. He HATES people. #ElectionNight @pattonoswalt Oh F*CK YOU Brit Hume. Don't act like you were the one lone holdout against Trump. F*ckyouf*ckyouf*ckyou. #ElectionNight [Again, asterisks, mine.] (Brit Hume was pretty clearly against Trump from start to finish.) ** ** ** -- POLITICAL CONSULTANTS My favorite tweets were from the Republican political consultants who have hauled in multiple millions of dollars over the years, in exchange for turning the GOP into a minor fringe party, as exemplified in these electoral results: 1992: GOP loses to a draft-dodging horndog. 1996: GOP loses to a draft-dodging horndog who tried to destroy health care. 2000: GOP barely wins an election so close it wasn't decided until December. 2004: GOP's wartime president wins razor-thin re-election, almost losing to a gigolo. 2006: GOP loses both houses of Congress in a historic sweep after Republican president makes amnesty centerpiece of his second term. 2012: GOP loses in an electoral landslide to president who destroyed health care, staged a disastrous intervention in Libya that got our ambassador killed, and appointed Elena Kagan to the Supreme Court. ** ** ** -- MIKE MURPHY: High-priced GOP campaign consultant who help Jeb! raise $150 million from credulous donors, in order to win four (4) delegates. NOV. 5: Responding to: "But what will happen after he loses?” @murphymike: A rage howl so loud you won't need a TV set to hear it for 200 miles. #LookingForward #Earmuffs Responding to John Noonan's "Can't remember how many times guys like @stuartpstevens @murphymike warned GOP about millions of new Hispanic voters” @murphymike: Indeed. @murphymike Oh I think I know what outcome of Jeb v HRC in FL would have been ... and about eight other swing states. (Yes, Jeb! was a political juggernaut. If only he'd had some money to get him through the primaries!) NOV. 6: @murphymike My big prediction: I think she'll win FL quickly; will be clear in early numbers. Then cable news will do a huge 180 on "long night.” @murphymike I'm still not convinced he'll win OH. If the WSJ/NBC data today is right, I think he'll narrowly lose Ohio. Plus FL, etc. @murphymike Real media bias isn't for D or R, it's for a breathless horse race ... even when fundamentals belie that. @murphymike This Hart/POS poll of RVs is always poll I take most seriously. For zillionth time, Trump is gonna lose. FL/NC will go relatively fast. @murphymike Prediction: HRC winning FL will lead TV heads to proclaim "nobody saw this coming" when fact is their Trump hype has been wrong all along. NOV 7: "Elwood" tweets to Mike: "Well mike if you do not see the end of your job we can't help you!! Hope you get air time on how you were so wrong!” @murphymike Oh Elwood. I'll be thinking of you tomorrow night when the networks call Florida in the 9 pm hour for Clinton and end this Trump nightmare. NOV 8: Responding to: "do you think trump wins?” @murphymike: Nope. Though I will say FL is closer than I and many FL hacks thought. Responding to: "Still think Trump loses?” @murphymike: Yes @murphymike I've believed in data for 30 years in politics and data died tonight. I could not have been more wrong about this election. (Unfortunately, Mike was getting his "data" from The New York Times, the GOP's best friend in the whole wide world. That's where Mike got that great idea to have Jeb! babble in Spanish and call illegal immigration "an act of love.”) ** ** ** -- STUART STEVENS: The brain trust of Mitt Romney's presidential campaign, whose smooth Hispanic outreach resulted in a smaller Hispanic vote than Trump got, while actually losing the white vote to Obama in five states. NOV. 6: @stuartpstevens Fascinating piece. But if Trump is so good at media, why's he the most unpopular nominee in modern history? @stuartpstevens As new NBC/WSJ poll shows, Trump is on track to be the first Republican to lose college educated whites since FDR era. Goldwater won them. (Trump won college-educated whites.) @stuartpstevens Just a little glimpse into future of a Trump party: every 4 years, electorate is 2% less white & 4% less white HS or less educated. (Maybe GOP should stop pushing policies that make it less white faster.) @stuartpstevens (Responding to Corey Lewandowski) Give it 48 hours to get bitter. Need to pace yourself. @stuartpstevens (About Trump) The world is full of bitter losers who wished they could settle the score for their failures. He can work it out over shuffleboard. NOV 7: @stuartpstevens The "elite" seems to be anyone who won elections. (Which Stuart Stevens didn't.) @stuartpstevens It's a not an encouraging stat that Trump is losing every demographic in country that is growing. From college educated whites to Hispanics. (Again, wrong, wrong, wrong on both whites and Hispanics.) @stuartpstevens One of the key differences with Clinton-Trump: Clinton world understands rallies are about who is watching on television, not the crowd. (Hillary wasn't strategically trying to avoid drawing large crowds: She couldn't get them. Apparently crowd size did mean something.) @stuartpstevens Whomever you support, the professionalism & steadiness of the Clinton campaign has been impressive. They are pros. @AdamParkhomenko (Stevens tagged a longtime Hillary aide in this tweet, so maybe, deep down, he knew that no one in the GOP would ever hire him again.) NOV. 8: @stuartpstevens Trump burned down the house to drive more non-college men to his side. Didn't do better than Romney & worse with every other group. (According to the exit polls -- still preliminary -- Trump not only did a LOT better than Romney with non-college-educated men, but also with Hispanics, African-Americans and Asians.) ** ** ** Today, Mike Murphy sits alone, playing Jenga with stacks of cash looted from corporate donors ($150 million, utterly wasted), and an addled Stuart Stevens wanders the streets of Manhattan, window shopping and daydreaming of the snappy suit he'll wear to the Romney inauguration. COPYRIGHT 2016 ANN COULTER Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted November 27, 2016 Share Posted November 27, 2016 I need to learn how to do this stuff: Link goes to here. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 Rush does have a point: Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merjet Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 On 11/27/2016 at 3:43 PM, Michael Stuart Kelly said: Link goes to here. That looks obsolete to me. http://www.politico.com/story/2016/11/hillary-clinton-state-recounts-reaction-jill-stein-231897 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 A cute crow meme I found floating around the interwebs: The dude who made this mis-conjugated the verb, but (sigh), such is our culture these daise... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 How far should we take this stuff? LOLOL... That is so wrong on so many levels... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 Continuing in wrong... This is just wrong... There's no excuse... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaalChatzaf Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 3 hours ago, Michael Stuart Kelly said: Continuing in wrong... This is just wrong... There's no excuse... Michael That is funny even if it is treyff (non kosher). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merjet Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 15 minutes ago, BaalChatzaf said: That is funny even if it is treyff (non kosher). Then have some Loof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 Gotta luv Ann: That girl sure has a way with words... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaalChatzaf Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 9 minutes ago, Michael Stuart Kelly said: Gotta luv Ann: That girl sure has a way with words... Michael Or he placed his own interest ahead of China which is also very cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 The tweet below is about Trump’s phone call with Taiwan’s President Tsai Ing-wen. The media is freaking out because Trump spoke to a democratically elected leader, and this might offend a dictatorship.Let that sink in.— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) December 3, 2016 LOL... Nobody in the media realizes Trump needs to negotiate with China after he's sworn in. So he's getting some leverage together... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 Sarah Palin posted this video from Intellectual Froglegs on Facebook. I put it in the Trump thread here. If you want to wallow in schadenfreude at the expense of anti-Trumpers, this is a full meal with cupcakes for dessert and all the trimmings. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 And since the video above ended with a full song, here's another song, this time for the younger crew: Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
william.scherk Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 Across America frogs are burning #MAGA hats. pic.twitter.com/6Q7PbdCXCT — The Reagan Battalion (@ReaganBattalion) December 4, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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