william.scherk Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 (edited) Re the "Civil War" whoopee from Infowars, and mockery from the Hate Club... here's some cynical commentary from Kyle Kulinski: An update from Infowars Mother Ship ... note the clips from RT. Which side of the bread is the butter on? -- I think an interesting angle on this is provided by Representative Steve King (link to June 25 article provided by Jonathan): Iowa Rep. Steve King says America is heading toward another civil war Seems like Representative Sub-Fad Narrative King may be using a special-sciences definition of civil war. The closest Canada got to civil war were the Patriot rebellions in the 1830s, and the Northwest rebellion, which were arguably armed uprisings for responsible government. With plenty of hangings ending the latter ... What defines civil war these days in a country as complicated and populous as America? Spoiler Edited July 7, 2018 by william.scherk Mockery; cued up KK; bread and butter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 William, Why is this in the Trump Humor thread? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 17 hours ago, caroljane said: Your point is correct, in a way, except that in the real Civil War narrative, there was a story which compelied many and helped get it started. Even "a littl e woman who started a great big war". Not a Kellyanne Conway type little woman, I believe Kellyanne is quite tall Oh, yes, sneer, puke, Kellyanne stinking Conway, whore filth! Keep running with the hate Narrative. It's going to be tough for the left to find a Little Woman of a detonator. Harriet wrote of the horrors of using force against our fellow men, where the modern left's gripe is that Trump is taking away their power to use force against our fellow men. "Woe is us, boo hoo hoo, as Trump and his animals won't allow us to control them any longer, to tax them, to punish them." Title suggestion: Uncle Bernie's Cabin, Plus His Other Cabin, and His Backup Other Cabin, Plus His... J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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william.scherk Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 (edited) Edited July 8, 2018 by william.scherk Changed the Garrison cartoon to something more topical for Helsinki. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 I got the following from here. LOL... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
william.scherk Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 I wish I could be a fly on the wall for the tête-à-tête. And if I had but one question for the hairier President, I'd ask, "can you please explain?" I swear I would shut up until he was finished, even if it took hours. I wouldn't ask him about this, though. Not policy-heavy enough for the Wonk in Me. Extremely Focused Trump Now Comparing Himself to Elton JohnThe president inexplicably invoked the legendary artist during a campaign-style rally Thursday night Quote When Secretary of State Mike Pompeo left for North Korea Thursday to continue the denuclearization talks, he was carrying with him a gift from the president: A CD containing Elton John’s “Rocket Man,” signed by Donald Trump. South Korea’s Chosun Media reported the news on Thursday. According to a “diplomatic source” in Washington, Trump brought up the “Crocodile Rock” singer while dining with Kim in Singapore. “Trump then asked Kim if he knew the song and Kim said ‘no,'” the source told Chosun. Bizarrely, this wasn’t the only instance of Sir Elton crossing into Trump’s orbit within the past 24 hours. While speaking to a crowd in Montana Thursday night, Trump abruptly brought up the singer in the middle of tangent about how no one gives him credit for being a great speaker. “I have broken more Elton John records. He seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No, we’ve broken a lot of records. We’ve broken virtually every record. Because you know, look, I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don’t need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records. Really, we do it without, like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical – the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth, right? The brain. More important than the mouth is the brain. The brain is much more important.” A representative for Elton John declined to comment on the president’s remarks. I hadn't finished processing the Thursday rally, though it was a great one. I love when Trump extemporizes. I used to do this only as patter between songs, sometimes covering hideous tuning sessions. When I heard my patter back from a tape of a live recording, I couldn't always be sure. "Wow. I said that. What the hell put that in my mind?" Events take place swiftly when you are performing. I haven't broken any records, I'll have you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 LOL... This is how you do it. JUST IN: Londoners are planning to counter 'baby Donald' balloon with huge 'Baby Sadiq Khan' balloon pic.twitter.com/67VmRy3u1K— Wired Sources (@WiredSources) July 8, 2018 We should get some hilarious visuals from the showdown between giant baby balloons. It will be even funnier to watch the press try to exclude the Khan balloon from their pictures and reports of the Trump balloon. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 A tweet from President Trump. These are always fun. They just didn't get it, but they do now! pic.twitter.com/9T50NupkDy— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 8, 2018 I can't wait to see how many people complain about the Russian music, too, seeing how it was written by a Norwegian composer for a Norwegian work. Michael 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Letendre Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 10 hours ago, Michael Stuart Kelly said: LOL... This is how you do it. We should get some hilarious visuals from the showdown between giant baby balloons. It will be even funnier to watch the press try to exclude the Khan balloon from their pictures and reports of the Trump balloon. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 Maybe manmade global warming is real. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 LOL... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 That is sooo good! I will have to pass around that picture of Eliza Doolittle Warren. Wouldn't it be lover-ly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules Troy Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 On 7/8/2018 at 9:45 PM, Michael Stuart Kelly said: A tweet from President Trump. These are always fun. I can't wait to see how many people complain about the Russian music, too, seeing how it was written by a Norwegian composer for a Norwegian work. Michael Godayyyyyum this made me laugh a lot. Seeing them them lose their shit was pretty priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
william.scherk Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 Receiving a briefing ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 Good cartoon! Watching Fox, gives a person time to reflect. Hearing an emergency bulletin during a staff briefing like the President might hear five times a day could be unnerving even though you signed up for it by winning the election. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 Heh heh heh... Michael 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
william.scherk Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 Don't forget to be mysterious and topical ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 Gotta luv Rick Wilson. According to him, these are the people who elected President Trump, but shouldn't have: I stand in awe before greater wisdom... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 Here's a real tweet from President Trump from 2014. Every time I speak of the haters and losers I do so with great love and affection. They cannot help the fact that they were born fucked up! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 29, 2014 Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 LOL... President Trump did the impossible: He got liberals to defend the Koch Brothers— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) July 31, 2018 Got them to defend George Bush, too. And attack Russia as an enemy. President Trump, moving mountains. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 OMG! Trump Crossing the Swamp! LOL... My new painting – “Crossing the Swamp” “Never give up. Never lower your light. Never stop till the swamp is dry.” – Jon McNaughton For a list of figures in the boat: https://t.co/ZIPdkBgcFU pic.twitter.com/CTPndvK5LM — Jon McNaughton (@McNaughtonArt) July 31, 2018 If you are interested, please go to the link and buy a copy of this. Meanwhile, without wanting to spoil McNaughton's neat little information gap form of selling but spoiling it anyway, here is the list of people: Nikki Haley, James Mattis, Ben Carson, President Trump, Jeff Sessions, Mike Pence, Melania Trump, Mike Pompeo, Sarah Sanders, Ivanka Trump, John Bolton, Kellyanne Conway, John Kelly. Seriously, if you like this kind of painting (with serious subjects, too), go look at what this guy sells. He is good. He's the guy who painted "The Forgotten Man" that made the rounds a while back. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
william.scherk Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Some people have zero sense of humour. Eg, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 William, Sometimes I don't get your sense of humor. If people buy groceries with a check, they need ID. If they buy with a debit card, often they need ID. If they look young and buy beer, they need ID. That's a real kneeslapper, let me tell ya'. I know President Trump is kicking ya'll's ass, and that means you need to stretch to stay relevant. but stretching that far isn't funny. It just isn't. You have a sense of humor, or at least you used to. What happened to it? Did TDS crack your funnybone so now it's in a cast? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Speaking of IDs, have you seen the videos in which people go out and film themselves asking black people how they feel about white liberals claiming that black people don't have driver's licenses or IDs, and that it's a major difficulty for them to acquire them? Heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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