Jules Troy Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 A friend of mine emailed me this lol.Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of theirlocal golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them,"Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up".Sure, they said, youre welcome.So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of thenewcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends asked thenewcomer,"What do you do for a living?"Im a hit man," was the reply."You're joking! was the response."No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out abeautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight."Here are my tools."That's a beautiful telescopic sight, said the other friend, "Can Itake a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here".So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in thedirection of his house."Yeah, I can see my house all right. "This sight is fantastic. I cansee right in the window. Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom"."Ha Ha, I can see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbour inthere with her......He's naked, too!!! The bitch!"He turned to the hit man. How much do you charge for a hit?""I'll do a flat rate, for you: One thousand dollars every time I pullthe trigger.""Can you do two for me now?"Sure, what do you want?"First, shoot my wife; she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in themouth. Then the neighbour, he's supposed to be a friend of mine, sojust shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson."The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still fora few minutes.Are you gonna do it or not?" asked the friend impatiently."Just be patient," said the hit man calmly . . . . ."I think I can save ya a grand here." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 wow I am not sure I even get that...Love golf, despite Mark Twain's statement...Golf is a great walk...ruined.A... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikee Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 12 yo humor. Sorry Jules. I like your bird pics... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules Troy Posted May 14, 2014 Author Share Posted May 14, 2014 Lol Mikee I will have some more bird pics up after this weekend. Currently I am working 14hr shifts so have not had any time for post processing and uploading. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoAMadDeathWish Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 wow I am not sure I even get that...Love golf, despite Mark Twain's statement...Golf is a great walk...ruined.A...Think about it. The hitman needs to shoot the wife in the mouth, and the neighbor in the dick. He thinks that if he waits a little, he can get both with one shot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Michael Stuart Kelly Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Dayaamm, Jules!A Bill Clinton joke?Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules Troy Posted May 15, 2014 Author Share Posted May 15, 2014 Dayaamm, Jules!A Bill Clinton joke?Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules Troy Posted May 15, 2014 Author Share Posted May 15, 2014 Lmao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Ok now you did it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules Troy Posted May 17, 2014 Author Share Posted May 17, 2014 Hahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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