George H. Smith Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 http://dangerousminds.net/comments/jesus_christ_spotted_on_dogs_butt Nothing natural can explain this. Ghs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PDS Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 You're gonna pay for that one, Ghs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brant Gaede Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Now we know where to go--for salvation.--BrantI prefer the light-switch Jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 They do say that God works in mysterious ways...Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 I could listen to Pat Condell forever, and just love it how he hits nail on the head with every sentence!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 I could listen to Pat Condell forever, and just love it how he hits nail on the head with every sentence!!Angela:Speaking of inappropriate metaphors ...Jesus and hitting the nail on the head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 I could listen to Pat Condell forever, and just love it how he hits nail on the head with every sentence!!Angela:Speaking of inappropriate metaphors ...Jesus and hitting the nail on the head!Adam,Maybe may subconscious mind played a role my choice of that specific metaphor. I'm an ex-Christian, after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 I could listen to Pat Condell forever, and just love it how he hits nail on the head with every sentence!!Angela:Speaking of inappropriate metaphors ...Jesus and hitting the nail on the head!Adam,Maybe may subconscious mind played a role my choice of that specific metaphor. I'm an ex-Christian, after all. Watch it Angela - in the words of My |Self as quoted by My Disciple Billy Connolly, "I can see yer mother's house from here!"-Jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George H. Smith Posted June 2, 2013 Author Share Posted June 2, 2013 You're gonna pay for that one, Ghs... Having written 3 books with the word "atheism" in the titles, I am already toast. So what's God going to do for an additional transgression -- turn up the temperature in hell by a few degrees? Ghs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 You're gonna pay for that one, Ghs...Having written 3 books with the word "atheism" in the titles, I am already toast. So what's God going to do for an additional transgression -- turn up the temperature in hell by a few degrees?GhsNah...switch to microwaving ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zantonavitch Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Now I believe. Save me, Jebus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Now I believe. Save me, Jebus! Whew, I thought you typed "Save me, Jeb Bush!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zantonavitch Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Now I believe. Save me, Jebus! Whew, I thought you typed "Save me, Jeb Bush!"Well, I tried to type that. Unfortunately I was licking the backs of tropical toads at the time -- and I misspelled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaalChatzaf Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Jesus Saves. Moses invests. Ba'al Chatzaf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 This is for Carol...Jesus Saves!...But Esposito Scores on the rebound!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zantonavitch Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Religion -- its silliness and absurdity has no limits. Neither does its malevolence and depravity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Religion -- its silliness and absurdity has no limits. Neither does its malevolence and depravity.However, religions does good works and provides citizens with a way to deal with the vagaries of life. I would rather be the neighbor of a religious person than a marxist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaalChatzaf Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Religion -- its silliness and absurdity has no limits. Neither does its malevolence and depravity. However, religions does good works and provides citizens with a way to deal with the vagaries of life. I would rather be the neighbor of a religious person than a marxist. I was brought up to be somewhat observant. It did me no harm since nothing about being Jewish requires one to park has brains at the door. I was fully immersed in the ethical modality of Jews, I celebrated the Big Holidays like Passover which is a Freedom Fest. Mostly I learned to be honest and charitable. My daddy, shalom alahavah (peace be upon him) was one of the most ruthlessly honest people I ever knew in my life. My folks brought me up right and proper. Ba'al Chatzaf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 I was brought up to be somewhat observant. It did me no harm since nothing about being Jewish requires one to park has brains at the door.Ba'al ChatzafWhat is your opinion on "full Torah observance"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brant Gaede Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Jesus Saves. Moses invests.Ba'al ChatzafJesus saves, Jesus saves!Jesus saves his money in the First National Bank!--Brantso I've been told Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jts Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Jesus Christ and Satan the Devil have a dispute about which of them is the better programmer. So they have a programming contest with God as the judge. Satan types like hell and Jesus programs with divine inspiration and then a bolt of lightning strikes and the power goes out. God announces that the contest is over and asks what they have. Satan has nothing because he lost it when the power went out. But Jesus still has his program and when he ran it the heaven angels sang. Satan says "How the hell!?" God says "Jesus saves." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaalChatzaf Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Jesus Christ and Satan the Devil have a dispute about which of them is the better programmer. So they have a programming contest with God as the judge. Satan types like hell and Jesus programs with divine inspiration and then a bolt of lightning strikes and the power goes out. God announces that the contest is over and asks what they have. Satan has nothing because he lost it when the power went out. But Jesus still has his program and when he ran it the heaven angels sang. Satan says "How the hell!?" God says "Jesus saves."Yup. Jesus Saves, but Moses Invests.Ba'al Chatzaf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zantonavitch Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Jesus Saves, but Moses Invests.Jesus lies. Moses too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cathy Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Ill be praying for you all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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