Tell Us How Miracle Whip Affects Your Relationship


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They're giving away $25,000? But you have to describe how you use Miracle Whip??

Meaning, in turn, you'd actually have to eat Miracle Whip???

Some things aren't worth $25,000.

There is a rampantly lunatic and evil force at loose in the world, and it must be destroyed.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion. ~ Ambrose Bierce

And some Objectiv-ish types, too. ~ SR

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They're giving away $25,000? But you have to describe how you use Miracle Whip??

Meaning, in turn, you'd actually have to eat Miracle Whip???

Some things aren't worth $25,000.

There is a rampantly lunatic and evil force at loose in the world, and it must be destroyed.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion. ~ Ambrose Bierce

And some Objectiv-ish types, too. ~ SR

I know. It's a comedy piece waiting to be written. If I weren't so busy, I might submit some Whip Erotica to them.

Now, I will say that the Olivio stuff made with olive oil isn't bad.

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They're giving away $25,000? But you have to describe how you use Miracle Whip??

Meaning, in turn, you'd actually have to eat Miracle Whip???

Some things aren't worth $25,000.

There is a rampantly lunatic and evil force at loose in the world, and it must be destroyed.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion. ~ Ambrose Bierce

And some Objectiv-ish types, too. ~ SR

I know. It's a comedy piece waiting to be written. If I weren't so busy, I might submit some Whip Erotica to them.

Now, I will say that the Olivio stuff made with olive oil isn't bad.

Rich:

Exactly what I was thinking about, does the sexual use of Miracle Whip qualify for the contest?

I mean sometimes the store is out of flavored whip cream!

Adam

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Now, I will say that the Olivio stuff made with olive oil isn't bad.

Olive oil, way to go. Natural substances, still best. Steep your origanum and basil - and a little chili - in it. Then dip your ciabatta...

um, wait a sec - we are talking comestibles here, aren't we?

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It isn't up on my list as far as food play goes. You don't want to wake up in the morning after it sets up on you.

At least strawberries and chocolate, say, have a certain cleanness to them.

Mayo. Right. Kiss me baby, I just downed a Whopper<tm>.

rde

I think I just made myself throw up in my mouth a little, again.

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It isn't up on my list as far as food play goes. You don't want to wake up in the morning after it sets up on you.

At least strawberries and chocolate, say, have a certain cleanness to them.

Mayo. Right. Kiss me baby, I just downed a Whopper<tm>.

rde

I think I just made myself throw up in my mouth a little, again.

Totally agreed, but I just wanted to see what the concept would generate. Chocolate, whipped cream, fruits and veggies are the only items on my sexual food pyramid...hmmm now there is a comedic image to work on!

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Now if we are talking about eating out...then we have:

Hadaka Sushi Restaurant with Naked Women as the Platters

Watch Eddie move through the evening, eating sushi off of naked girls while his camera looked at their faces and he looked at their...lotus flowers.

California dreaming?

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Thanks for the new word.

co·mes·ti·ble   [kuh-mes-tuh-buh

However, edible in my perverse meaning sure still fits.

Adam

I was a prevert before I was a pervert!

A pleasure - I've picked up lots of stuff from you.

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