She is Poppy...


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Good evening. I’m Jerry Seinfeld. Did you hear John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd singing, “I’m a Soul Man.” Their rendition was fine, but did you notice? They . . . are not . . . black. How did they get away with that? That Poppy now. How does SHE get away with it? If you say you like her you could be accused of liking underage girls, and if you say you don’t like her, they will accuse you of not liking smart, hip women. Give me a break. Okay. I like her, but Elaine says I should not so much as look at her pouty lips . . . if I want to . . . you know.    

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