Trump humor


Recommended Posts

LOLOL...

Stormy Daniels Killed In Syrian Airstrike

stormy-daniels.jpg

From the article (at Waterford Whispers News):

Quote

ADULT film star Stormy Daniels has been reportedly killed last night in a US led airstrike in Syria, WWN can confirm.

The controversial porn actress had apparently travelled to the middle eastern country on Thursday in what friends and family members are saying was an unusual move by the dead 39-year-old.

“We have no idea how she got there,” a close friend said last night, “it’s just not a country Stormy would ever visit on a whim, so we’re all very upset and confused as to why she would go to such a dangerous place, considering the predicted missile strikes”.

Investigators on the ground believe Ms. Daniels was apparently filming a documentary when over 50 tomahawk missiles accidentally hit the location she was at, obliterating her and a number of other American women who just happened to be there at the time.

“Coincidentally, several other women who have accused the US President of sexual misconduct in the past have also been killed in the airstrike,” a US military commander confirmed, “what they were doing there, we don’t know, but it seems they are all dead now and that’s all we can say on the matter”.

President Trump ordered a strike on Syria on Friday in response to last weekend’s alleged chemical weapons attack, despite having no evidence.

LOL...

:)

Michael

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Ain't it the truth...

:)

I guess utopic believers are also apocalyptic believers, too.

:) 

Michael

Link to comment
Share on other sites

 

Sassy Trump Movie Trailer ...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I should certainly hope so. I see  I have been absent quite long enough.

To clarify my reply to your questions, I have nothing against British spies, especially John le Carre (can't find the accents on new laptop yet) and as you know like Democrats at least for being democrats and not the .oppo, but as to getting entangled it would depend on the individual.

But in any case if they were burning out near me I would attempt to extinguish them by conventional means or call the Fire Departmentr. 

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

7 hours ago, Michael Stuart Kelly said:

Jobs, jobs, jobs...

 

:evil:  :) 

Michael

I guess she may make more money from porn but I doubt she will have any rich, personal clients, anymore. That type of work requires some secrecy . . .  and she is a blabbermouth. Her boobies are as big as a whale's so I will call her blubbermouth.  

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Most observers understand that if roles were reversed, Macron would have a broken wrist.

But they weren’t reversed, and Macron stood there like a good little boy and got groomed.

A thousand words.

The French Republic is our ally.

Macron is a puppet who works for the people Trump is destroying. He won’t last much longer. We will liberate France, again.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

6 hours ago, Jon Letendre said:

Most observers understand that if roles were reversed, Macron would have a broken wrist.

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Okay. I take it back. Kanye doesn't look like a beached seal. He looks like a rational, well informed, freedom loving seal which is better than a free range chicken. You have to have balls to stand up to the prevailing culture in pop music and to stand up to his bossy wife.  

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now