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1 hour ago, Michael Stuart Kelly said:

I think the funniest show Seth Meyers ever did was the following:

When I thought of the gloating he would have done and the way he would have savaged the sadness and sincerity of Trump supporters if Clinton had won, when he got to the part where he was near crying, I couldn't stop cracking up.

It was funny as hell.

I normally don't feel such schadenfreude glee, in fact it's out of character with me, but man did that feel good with this guy.

:)

Michael

I've never heard of Seth Myers before.

--Brant

what have I missed?

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6 hours ago, Michael Stuart Kelly said:

Brant,

A self-righteous dose of liberal bigotry and smugness.

Some people like it...

:)

Michael

He is not bad if you think of him as a seated  stand up comedian. 

I made every wrong call he did  except  I changed my mind about voting for him (which I did)  when I saw the BREXIT vote.  If Bernie Sanders  had run I would have voted for him,  not because I am a socialist (which I am not) but because Bernie struck me as being the only human being in the bunch.   But Bernie did not run, so I voted for Trump on the grounds that he would cause the Hillaryites   great pain and woe if he won.   Schadenfreude wins again.  And I finally got something right.

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Double-Gotcha.

The meme in question is (I think) that the TrumpCare legislation-in-drafting is being kept under wraps. I'd do that too, but it leaves the door open to historical comparison  ...

 

Ben Carson, HUD!

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Brady Bunch trigger warning.

Sessions, Sessions, Sessions

Q: Did you have meetings with Marcia?

"I did not have sexual relations communications with Marcia."

Q: Did you withhold information about meeting with Marcia?

"I had normal oral passing relations with Marcia, unrelated to the relations I had with Marcia that are abnormal, which I didn't have, in my costume as Senator Creepy Grin -- and given my role as Trump campaign foreign policy advisor without pay. And I told the truth, in installments, and carefully parsed. I don't remember whose tongue was down my throat. There is nothing wrong with forgetting to mention a meeting. Why don't you go stare down the other guys who are now recovering memories of Marcia meetings on the sidelines of the Convention?  Why don't you ask them who else had tongues down throats?"

Logos, Pathos, Ridiculos.

Q: Did you meet with the Marcian ambassador and discuss Trump's policy on sanctions relief?

"I rest upon my training in confidentiality. I have nothing to hide and that is why I can't tell you anything. I don't deny I met with Marcia. What we discussed is none of your fucking business, but concerns future state policy.  Thank you."

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

This is like the onion. Not the Onion, but the food.  What first grew out of the ground as a theme of 'concern' during the 2016 election? I'd sum it up in one line:  how was Trump going to change US policy towards Russia? 

That green shoot is perennial, but the fruiting body continues to grow, add layers, grow heavier and more potent. Some concerns about a new strategic 'give back' to Russia are perennial.  Some concerns grew around that because of the policy-platform change at the RNC. More concerns grew when it was uncovered just how close to the Ukrainian president was Paul Manafort, and just how close to a 'complete' detente position were the Trump policies in the relative shadows. 

Concern grew when it seemed Mr Trump did not have a coherent, detailed policy for Russia. It seemed to some folks that a 'new era' might be foisted on an electorate that had not adequately explored candidate Trump's policy prescriptions, that Trump had by happenstance and poor intelligence-gathering, allied himself with Marcia's Friends. 

There are of course a few intermediate layers that are in dispute in some quarters -- the very notion that Russia sought to influence the outcome of the elections. For some, that is a non-starter, a conspiracy theory. 

Which leaves the perennial inside still green and productive of Hoopla!

As Mrs Thatcher said, "It's a funny old world."

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6 hours ago, william.scherk said:

Brady Bunch trigger warning.

Sessions, Sessions, Sessions

Q: Did you have meetings with Marcia?

"I did not have sexual relations communications with Marcia."

Q: Did you withhold information about meeting with Marcia?

"I had normal oral passing relations with Marcia, unrelated to the relations I had with Marcia that are abnormal, which I didn't have, in my costume as Senator Creepy Grin -- and given my role as Trump campaign foreign policy advisor without pay. And I told the truth, in installments, and carefully parsed. I don't remember whose tongue was down my throat. There is nothing wrong with forgetting to mention a meeting. Why don't you go stare down the other guys who are now recovering memories of Marcia meetings on the sidelines of the Convention?  Why don't you ask them who else had tongues down throats?"

Logos, Pathos, Ridiculos.

Q: Did you meet with the Marcian ambassador and discuss Trump's policy on sanctions relief?

"I rest upon my training in confidentiality. I have nothing to hide and that is why I can't tell you anything. I don't deny I met with Marcia. What we discussed is none of your fucking business, but concerns future state policy.  Thank you."

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

This is like the onion. Not the Onion, but the food.  What first grew out of the ground as a theme of 'concern' during the 2016 election? I'd sum it up in one line:  how was Trump going to change US policy towards Russia? 

That green shoot is perennial, but the fruiting body continues to grow, add layers, grow heavier and more potent. Some concerns about a new strategic 'give back' to Russia are perennial.  Some concerns grew around that because of the policy-platform change at the RNC. More concerns grew when it was uncovered just how close to the Ukrainian president was Paul Manafort, and just how close to a 'complete' detente position were the Trump policies in the relative shadows. 

Concern grew when it seemed Mr Trump did not have a coherent, detailed policy for Russia. It seemed to some folks that a 'new era' might be foisted on an electorate that had not adequately explored candidate Trump's policy prescriptions, that Trump had by happenstance and poor intelligence-gathering, allied himself with Marcia's Friends. 

There are of course a few intermediate layers that are in dispute in some quarters -- the very notion that Russia sought to influence the outcome of the elections. For some, that is a non-starter, a conspiracy theory. 

Which leaves the perennial inside still green and productive of Hoopla!

As Mrs Thatcher said, "It's a funny old world."

This is just too damn funny!

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She is talking about a tweet from the Palm Beach Post. Good to know that the "ruling class" has something to do on a Saturday night besides getting drunk and screaming at the help. Did I mention that Jeff Sessions is a Christian Scientist? Suddenly he makes sense.

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I love this guy Joe Dan:

Renaissance hillbilly.

:) 

To quote Joe Dan, "Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be attached to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow."

:)

Michael

 

EDIT (from the video): What's the difference between ET and an illegal alien?

The ET learns to speak English and wants to go home.

LOL...

:) 

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Governance by candlelight ...

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(members and guests must now keep their phones and cameras in their pockets. Good thinking)

16 hours ago, william.scherk said:

Good to know that the "ruling class" has something to do on a Saturday night besides getting drunk and screaming at the help.

What does that mean?  That there is a "ruling class" or that they show up at Mar-a-Lago? Does it mean that they are "elites"? Well, that depends on what you mean by elite.  

The ruling class globalist wannabe elites at Politico report on some issues surrounding Mar-a-Lago, the combination of cash-cow and Winter White House.  It is relatively easier for an 'elite' to gain a membership at Mar-a-Lago than a schlub, considering the initiation fee. 

Frankly, some of  non-Schlub members of Cash-Cow seem like freaking whiners, at least according to the fiends at Politico:

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Members also are bothered. They can’t get into Trump’s club on Saturday nights anymore without booking dinner reservations weeks in advance, and that’s becoming more of a challenge as the commander in chief keeps coming down from Washington and people keep pouring in to see him.

“Everyone wants to be close to the president,” a new member who joined Mar-a-Lago last spring told POLITICO.

Many longtime members, who paid anywhere from $25,000 to $150,000 in upfront fees for the privilege of getting into Mar-a-Lago, aren’t happy with the extra security and media attention that come with a club owner who also happens to be a sitting president of the United States. But the changes have been great for Trump’s bottom line. His club, which under a 1993 agreement with the town of Palm Beach must cap membership at 500, recently raised initiation rates to $200,000.

You can’t buy a membership to Camp David,” said Jack McDonald, a former Mar-a-Lago member and former Palm Beach mayor, referring to the Maryland presidential retreat that Trump has yet to visit. “I can’t think of any other president where you could join a private club and actually see him fairly consistently.”Another side benefit: Charity and political events booked in the ornate gold-infused ballroom or other parts of Trump’s 20-acre estate are benefiting from the expectation that the president might drop in, as he did for a recent wedding. For example, the annual Lincoln Day Dinner gala on March 24 planned by the Palm Beach County GOP, with single seats going for $300 or tables for as much as $5,000, sold out a month and a half ago.

 

If you don't find any of those issues humorous ....

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3 hours ago, william.scherk said:

What does that mean?  That there is a "ruling class" or that they show up at Mar-a-Lago? Does it mean that they are "elites"? Well, that depends on what you mean by elite.  

William,

Elite ruling class does not mean having a lot of money.

It could, but money is not the fundamental part.

It's a class mentality thing. You should know that since you are into class warfare and all.

:)

Here's an example to not leave you dangling in generalities. People who think it's funny that Jeff Sessions greeted guests and is one of them thar stoopid Christian Scientists, so that explains it all, is speaking from a ruling class elitist mindset. Those things are beneath what people in their superior class would do (or even dream of doing) and to see one of the powerful doing these things is a hoot to them.

Ah... it's so good to know one is among the superior ones and not the livestock. Imagine one day if we could genetically engineer this...

:evil:  :) 

Michael

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From an acorn did the mighty oak grow.  I mean, if you think the Pyramids were more like Fort Knox, and if you believe that the Sabbath is Saturday, these are the last days before The Kingdom, and evolution is  satanic bunk.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.  Let's see what he can do with Six Days of Creation ...

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William,

This is what I don't like about politics.

Make fun of Ben Carson's religious beliefs and insinuate he's an idiot if you like, but if you ever have to go under the knife for brain surgery, maybe he's the guy you want and not some elite-feeling atheist who's a mediocre doctor.

What this means is there is no big-picture reason for feeling inherently superior to a man like Ben Carson, then painting him with the colors of backwater revival meets. Ben Carson can separate Siamese twins connected at the brain.

I can't.

And you can't, either.

I'm not trying to be a buzzkill on your merriment about doofus Ben Carson. I'm just trying to provide a little wider perspective than the myths we all believe.

Shit, I've even heard there are intelligent people who think we humans are cooking Planet Earth like in a pressure cooker made out of air.

How's that for a stupid myth?

:evil:  :) 

Michael

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1 hour ago, Michael Stuart Kelly said:

William,

This is what I don't like about politics.

Make fun of Ben Carson's religious beliefs and insinuate he's an idiot if you like, but if you ever have to go under the knife for brain surgery, maybe he's the guy you want and not some elite-feeling atheist who's a mediocre doctor.

What this means is there is no big-picture reason for feeling inherently superior to a man like Ben Carson, then painting him with the colors of backwater revival meets. Ben Carson can separate Siamese twins connected at the brain.

I can't.

And you can't, either.

I'm willing to try.

--Brant

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On 1/23/2017 at 10:38 AM, KorbenDallas said:

So the Infowars guy did an improper [inauguration crowd-size] analysis... and what's funny is that he used an image from CNN to do it!  :lol:

The Daily Mail thinks it has the goods:

Trump's inauguration - the OFFICIAL photos: The National Park Service releases dozens of photographs... so was Donald right to accuse the media of making his crowd seem smaller?

 

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VD = Viral Deception

One of the funniest things to happen recently in social media is kinda related to Trump. It grew out of CNN's campaign of trying to brand Bannon (Breitbart) and other fellow traveller sites and people like Infowars, Michael Savage, etc. as "fake news." They pumped it hard, but the damn thing turned into a boomerang and bopped them right on the noggin. And the fuss brought a crowd throwing stones at CNN, too. Soon there were even CNN people saying--on air--that the term "fake news" was un-American, was dangerous propaganda, yada yada yada.

But the term "fake news" and "very fake news" stuck to CNN like crazy glue and they keep trying to get rid of it. So some bonehead over there (one Kathleen Hall Jamieson) came up with the term "viral deception" and said they will start calling fake news VD to compare it to venereal disease. That way people will want to avoid it.

These idiots honestly thought the only reason a name sticks is because someone says it. So if they say a different name, that will stick to their original target and that's the way it works for them. They simply don't understand that name and reality have to have something in common in order to stick and that's why they can't shake the "fake news" description.

:) 

Soon social media was abuzz with people saying CNN has tested positive for VD, they were talking about "Wolf Blisters," on Twitter there appeared #CNNHasVD, and so on. :) And the jokes still keep on coming.  Milo gives a breakdown here.

Man did this blow up in CNN's faces. Needless to say, with this wholesale mockery backlash, they abandoned the VD campaign right out of the gate.

But it was so obvious this would happen, it was predictable, wasn't it? 

I mean, come on...

LOL...

:)

Michael

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