A little over 68 years ago, the French surrendered to the Nazis. France has borne the disgrace of that surrender ever since. France is the butt of some cruel humor.

1. "Surrender Magazine" the illustrated publication of the French Armed Forces.

2. Ads for the FAMAS G2 rifle. Cheap. Only dropped once.

3. The standard timepiece of the French Armed Forces. A watch with its hands permanently affixed to 11:05 or 12:55.

4. The Elite Despair Corps of the French Amred forces, the Black Berets expostulating the absurdity of everything. Its manual of operations was written by Jean Paul Sartre.

and now the latest ---

5. 100,000 Germans cheer for Obama, shouting and yelling. France surrenders just in case.

Ever since Napoleon bled French manhood white in the retreat from Moscow it has been downhill all the way since. When will France cease to be the butt of cruel humor?♠

Ba'al Chatzaf