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U. S. Military Bumper Stickers:

"Martyrs or Marines -- Who Do you Think Will Get The Virgins?"

" U.S. Army -- Travel Agent To Allah"

"Stop Global Whining"

"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"

"The Marine Corps -- When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"

"Death Smiles At Everyone -- Soldiers Smile Back"

"What Do You Feel When You Kill A Terrorist? ... A Reassuring Recoil"

"Soldiers & Marines -- Providing Enemies Of America An Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"

"My Marine Can Pick Off Your Honor Student at a Klick and a Half"

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden -- It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"

"Artillery Brings Dignity To What Would Otherwise Be Just A Brawl"

"One Shot, Twelve Kills -- U. S. Artillery"

"If Draft Dodgers Have Reunions, What Do They Talk About?"

"My kid fought in Iraq so yours can party in college"

"Travel To Exotic Places, Meet New People, Then Kill Them"

"Machine Gunners -- Accuracy By Volume"

"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy -- Blessed Be The Peacemakers"

"Guns Don't Kill People -- I Kill People"

"If You Can Read, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Soldier"

"Except For Ending Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything"

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