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Mass escape from Brazilian prison after women seduce guards...

Dozens of prisoners escape with weapons after wardens at Nova Mutum public jail, near Cuiaba in Brazil succumb to female temptation


Mass escape from Brazilian prison after women seduce guards

By Our Foreign Staff

5:00PM GMT 07 Feb 2015

Twenty-eight inmates escaped from a Brazilian jail after three women in fantasy police costumes "seduced" prison wardens.

Police found three wardens naked and handcuffed inside the Nova Mutum public jail, near Cuiaba, central Brazil, the morning after the mass break-out.

The women reportedly drugged the prison guards by giving them spiked whisky after convincing them to take part in an orgy, according to investigators.

Inmates then left the prison through the main doors, even taking with them guns and munitions they had taken from prison caches.

Police later found a bag of lingerie and dominatrix police uniforms believed to have been worn by the temptresses.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/brazil/11397583/Mass-escape-from-Brazilian-prison-after-women-seduce-guards.html

[Michael Stuart Kelly]

Adam,

Jailbreaks in Brazil often come with a high entertainment factor.

See this one (and it isn't the first time this has happened down there):

The world's worst jailbreak: Porky prisoner gets lodged in escape hole blocking exit for his two accomplices

By Daniel Miller
5 December 2012

Daily Mail

From the article:

This tubby prisoner's audacious bid for freedom ended in total disaster after he got lodged in his escape hole and ended up surrounded by giggling guards leaving two accomplices still trapped inside.

Firefighters in the Brazilian city of Ceres ended up having to be called in to free 16-stone inmate Rafael Valadao when his big belly stopped him making his escape.

. . .

Authorities were last night hunting for a thinner cell-mate who managed to escape first.

Two other inmates waiting behind Valadao also saw their hopes of freedom thwarted by the unexpected hitch in their escape bid.

. . .

A police spokesman said: "He was screaming with pain when help arrived.

'He seemed to have underestimated the size of his stomach.'

A couple of pictures:

I sure wouldn't want to be this guy trying to explain things to the two in line he blocked.

Michael