Why women make better assassins.


Jules Troy

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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her."

The man said "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife".

The agent said, "Then you are not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home".The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, so take your wife and go home "

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband.

She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping sweat from her brow.

"The gun was loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to kill him with the chair. "

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I have found that women find this much more amusing than the men I have told it to.

There are so many distractions from what will be obvious in retrospect to be an historic occurrence.

The prevailing ignorance of the populace to the consequences of the failure of the law makers to adhere to their solemn oath of office, the passage of unconstitutional laws which have led to an unsustainable burden on the taxpaying productive members of society, the existence of a private central bank posing as an arm of the federal government which granted to it the sole authority to create the currency of the country, the nearly complete loss of purchasing power of the dollar since the Feds creation one hundred years ago, the acceleration of the printing presses generating four times the money supply which existed a few short years ago, an unavoidable worldwide inflationary depression which will wipe out the savings of everyone who failed to challenge the conventional wisdom that gold is a "barbarous relic" which has no place in the modern world.

In order for gold to back the amount of currency which has been printed the price of gold would have to rise to $20,000 an ounce! See the article at www.kingworldnews.com on January 28, 2015 for the analysis.

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