Selene Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 For those of you who can't read the "signs"...Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.4. Guns function normally every day of the month.3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.And the number one reason why men prefer guns over women...1. You can buy a silencer for a gun!Now if we inserted different genders would the list change? You betcha!A... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dldelancey Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Top Ten Reasons Why Women Prefer Guns Over Men...10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. (That's MISS Cougar to you, Adam, thank you very much.)9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road, and neither will think you're a slut for doing so.8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell her so, she will probably let you try it out a few times.7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of garage space.4. Guns are easy to reload even after they've been spent.3. A gun doesn't ask, "Is that another new pair of shoes?"2. A gun doesn't mind if you stuff it under the mattress after you use it.And the number one reason why women prefer guns over men...1. You can bedazzle a gun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Posted August 5, 2014 Author Share Posted August 5, 2014 Top Ten Reasons Why Women Prefer Guns Over Men... (That's MISS Cougar to you, Adam, thank you very much.)Very nicely done, MISS Cougar.Would love to see you on the prowl...Supplemental list enhancements:10+ There is no hunting season for that type of Cougar.11+ You can easily add an extension to the barrel of a rifle/cannon/etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Backlighting Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 I stay away from cougars....then again, there aren't many of them older than me...so I stick with the .22's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Ye silly wee sassenachs! No true Scotsman has to make such a choice.--- Mons Meg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Posted August 6, 2014 Author Share Posted August 6, 2014 Ye silly wee sassenachs! No true Scotsman has to make such a choice.--- Mons MegWow, cold and in Gaelic!sassenachThe Gaelic term for a Saxon. Survives in modern day Ireland and Scotland as a derogatory term for an English person.I went into a pub in Templebar but it was full of Sassenachs so i left straight away.A... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules Troy Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 DD stop makin me smile! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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