Canadian Politics: Boring beyond Belief, or just Dull and Tedious?


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wss, we better watch it. The video of Hardper singing has been disappeared, obviously by CSIS. or maybe those Trotskyites at the Royal Conservatory of Music.

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I see it's back. Our secret police are such wimps! A little net protest and they think there's going to be a revolution or something.

Poor Laureen's face says it all. How much air guitar can one woman be expected to endure? And inviting Mercer without even mentioning it to her first. She and Mrs Chow have really bonded over this issue and they would warn Ignatieff's wife about it if they both weren't so loyal to their men.It seems Olivia could have married a real professional, a specialist doctor instead of a big mustache talker who rides a bike like little boy, and they both hope Rachel will have more sense.

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My best friends on the Cape are Maronites.

Not kidding.

I don't think anyone thinks we are kidding, Joel. Jewish New Scotland? Arab/Scots running the province of PEI? A Muslim Mayor of Calgary? A Prime Minister inviting a TV satirist for a sleepover at the Canucki White House? Jack Layton, trilingual socialist member of parliament, in a Mao jacket at a multicultural pancake breakfast?

Why would we kid?

Carol, here is Ma Chow, Olivia Chow, Rick Mercer . . . and Jack speaking Cantonese . . .

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ZZZZZZZZZ

(Snore)

After reading this thread, I must say I have never been so bored since I visited SOLOP and heard the New Zealanders talking endlessly about local figures and local politics on their two islands.

(Unless it was when I was forced to sit thru a screening of The English Patient.)

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My best friends on the Cape are Maronites.

Not kidding.

The Libbus Clan are not to be trifled with.

:P

So this is where you been hiding! We need that treasurers report and we need it now, and you need to know that your position at Canadian Tire is not as secure as you think because your brother-in-law is about to get the heave, and you know who is the grand shaman next year. Get that Russian woman off my back now.

I mean it

Gord

not to be trifled with either

ps you will be smiling out of the other side of your emoticon when claudine gets ahold of you

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Yes! Our plan is working! If we can put Phil Coates to sleep before he is good and ready to go to bed, we can do anything!

My dream is the one we all share... the perfected version of the Python concept, where everybody turns Scottish.

Just think, tomorrow, some tomorrow, they will all wake up and prepare poutine with maple syrup for breakfast, briefly peruse both the National Post and Toronto Star for balance, then order the CBC and NHL channels from their local cable provider. Then they will set off on their snowshoes to town, there to check out the complete works of L.M. Montgomery from the library, and thence to the hardware store to stock up on duct tape.

Sweet dreams, Phil. Sweet dreams.

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My best friends on the Cape are Maronites.

Not kidding.

I don't think anyone thinks we are kidding, Joel. Jewish New Scotland? Arab/Scots running the province of PEI? A Muslim Mayor of Calgary? A Prime Minister inviting a TV satirist for a sleepover at the Canucki White House? Jack Layton, trilingual socialist member of parliament, in a Mao jacket at a multicultural pancake breakfast?

Why would we kid?

Carol, here is Ma Chow, Olivia Chow, Rick Mercer . . . and Jack speaking Cantonese . . .

Man, can that lady cook. It's worth learning Cantonese to eat like that.But I bet Jack sneaks in the Kraft Dinner and gorges in secret too.

Newfies will indeed eat anything. They even swallowed joining Canada, albeit forcefed by Joey Smallwood.

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Carol:

I admire and respect Hillary Rodham Rodham Clinton. I disagree with her marxism. She is an Saul Alinsky "true believer." Hillary Clinton’s college thesis was "...a paen to Saul Alinsky..." who in his book Rules for Radicals stated:

“Lest we forget at least an over-the-shoulder acknowledgment to the very first radical: from all our legends, mythology, and history (and who is to know where mythology leaves off and history begins -- or which is which), the first radical known to man who rebelled against the establishment and did it so effectively that he at least won his own kingdom -- Lucifer.”

So, I would not assume that I would wish her any physical harm. I also admire that she and Bill stayed together. I guess she did not mind being married to Lucifer...lol.

Adam

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Carol:

I admire and respect Hillary Rodham Rodham Clinton. I disagree with her marxism. She is an Saul Alinsky "true believer." Hillary Clinton’s college thesis was "...a paen to Saul Alinsky..." who in his book Rules for Radicals stated:

“Lest we forget at least an over-the-shoulder acknowledgment to the very first radical: from all our legends, mythology, and history (and who is to know where mythology leaves off and history begins -- or which is which), the first radical known to man who rebelled against the establishment and did it so effectively that he at least won his own kingdom -- Lucifer.”

So, I would not assume that I would wish her any physical harm. I also admire that she and Bill stayed together. I guess she did not mind being married to Lucifer...lol.

Adam

Adam, I admire her for that too. Marriage is many, many things. I think she married Bill against her better judgment in the first place, I think she loved him and in some ways still does. Her reasons for staying with him are not only pragmatic I am sure.

I will be very presumptuous here, I have been open

about my own status . May I ask if you have ever been married? If you don't want to answer , no harm no foul. You just seem to understand marriage.

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Carol:

I admire and respect Hillary Rodham Rodham Clinton. I disagree with her marxism. She is an Saul Alinsky "true believer." Hillary Clinton's college thesis was "...a paen to Saul Alinsky..." who in his book Rules for Radicals stated:

"Lest we forget at least an over-the-shoulder acknowledgment to the very first radical: from all our legends, mythology, and history (and who is to know where mythology leaves off and history begins -- or which is which), the first radical known to man who rebelled against the establishment and did it so effectively that he at least won his own kingdom -- Lucifer."

So, I would not assume that I would wish her any physical harm. I also admire that she and Bill stayed together. I guess she did not mind being married to Lucifer...lol.

Adam

Adam, I admire her for that too. Marriage is many, many things. I think she married Bill against her better judgment in the first place, I think she loved him and in some ways still does. Her reasons for staying with him are not only pragmatic I am sure.

I will be very presumptuous here, I have been open

about my own status . May I ask if you have ever been married? If you don't want to answer , no harm no foul. You just seem to understand marriage.

Carol:

Yes. Two beautiful children. One 25, graduated from a Ivy school and is out and about in the world. My daughter is in her last year in a little Ivy in the mid west.

No harm, no foul! Dayaaam, as Michael would say, the hockey chick uses USA basketball lingo, or does that apply in Canadian Hockey also?

Adam

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Carol:

I admire and respect Hillary Rodham Rodham Clinton. I disagree with her marxism. She is an Saul Alinsky "true believer." Hillary Clinton's college thesis was "...a paen to Saul Alinsky..." who in his book Rules for Radicals stated:

"Lest we forget at least an over-the-shoulder acknowledgment to the very first radical: from all our legends, mythology, and history (and who is to know where mythology leaves off and history begins -- or which is which), the first radical known to man who rebelled against the establishment and did it so effectively that he at least won his own kingdom -- Lucifer."

So, I would not assume that I would wish her any physical harm. I also admire that she and Bill stayed together. I guess she did not mind being married to Lucifer...lol.

Adam

Adam, I admire her for that too. Marriage is many, many things. I think she married Bill against her better judgment in the first place, I think she loved him and in some ways still does. Her reasons for staying with him are not only pragmatic I am sure.

I will be very presumptuous here, I have been open

about my own status . May I ask if you have ever been married? If you don't want to answer , no harm no foul. You just seem to understand marriage.

Carol:

Yes. Two beautiful children. One 25, graduated from a Ivy school and is out and about in the world. My daughter is in her last year in a little Ivy in the mid west.

No harm, no foul! Dayaaam, as Michael would say, the hockey chick uses USA basketball lingo, or does that apply in Canadian Hockey also?

Adam

Hey, you know we're multicultural, especially in sports.

Basketball was the only winter sport my high school could afford. Our star centre was 5'6'' but very wily. We nearly defeated St Vincent's Quispamsis for the provincial championship in our grad year.Despite my gymnastic abilities, which I thank gord did not develop or i would have dreadful arthritis now, I was a dreadful athlete and too insecure to try out for cheerleader.

Mazel you Toff dad.There's no life like it is there.

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ZZZZZZZZZ

(Snore)

Thank gawd the old fusspot has sagged into a coma, finally. Under the cover of boredom, the Canucki programme to establish a multicultural communist** caliphate inches closer to reality. A sprawling European hellhole just the other side of Niagara Falls. Rich, healthy, educated, funny, polite, peaceful and smug.

Snore on, Phil.

_______________

** If Hillary Clinton is marxist, as our marriage counsellor to the stars believes, then Canadians are commies from coast-to-coast to coast.

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[quote name='daunce lynam' timestamp='129766Despite my gymnastic abilities, which I thank gord did not develop or i would have dreadful arthritis now...

I can't resist retroactively boasting here. The highlight of my gymnast/dance routine was to put a glass of water of my forehead, backbend, and rise from backbend without spilling the water. Also did that going in and out of a split. Nearly cracked the bones in my neck. I can still do cartwheels.

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I think I can see the smug part, Willy boy.

:-)

Philip Coates, are you awake already? Back to bed young man, it isn't time to get up yet.

FRATERNAL ORDER OF THE SACRED IGLOO local 13

Cultural Committee statement

The Committee has met in extraordinary session to discuss the crisis in Ottawa and issues the following resolutions:

1. Since Carrie's career will last longer than Mike's, it makes sense that he move to Nashville and start networking so he will have a good basis for a post-reirement career, instead of just standing backstage holding her makeup bag and water bottle.

2. Fisher is a lousy stinking betraying traitor, unworthy of Canada or even of humanity, and its name shall nevermore be allowed to pollute the lips of the Brotherhood or the sacred air of the Igloo.

Nanook McGuire

Secretary

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Brothers Tony and PDS:

NO, there are no parallels with Gretzky AT ALL. He did not want to go to LA, he was sold down the river by that crook Pocklington. If he could've stayed in Edmonton Paulina would be married to a nice local boy by now, and Janet would just gamble normally at Bingo.

I am assigning you both extra readings in Religious History.

Nanook

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> Philip Coates, are you awake already? Back to bed young man, it isn't time to get up yet.

My bad. Maybe I could stay awake if I knew what a Pocklington is, what sexual position is a "Gretski", and which Native American tribe the Ottawa is.

By the way, in reviewing this thread, I'm wondering if it's true you have two official languages up there -- French-Canadian and Daunce?

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Glad to help you out...

"...what sexual position is a "Gretski",..."

From the Kama Sutra this is called the charge and is usually used on the power play...sometimes you even have a hockey stick, but that is more Canadian Kink and not required in the Southern environs...

kama-pos1.jpg

I personally reccommend it.

Adam

always trying to provide guidance

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Glad to help you out...

"...what sexual position is a "Gretski",..."

From the Kama Sutra this is called the charge and is usually used on the power play...sometimes you even have a hockey stick, but that is more Canadian Kink and not required in the Southern environs...

kama-pos1.jpg

I personally reccommend it.

Adam

always trying to provide guidance

For Gord's sake Adam, that's lacrosse, our official summer national sport played by grown men running around with baskets on top of sticks.

What they do in timeouts is their own business.

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In keeping with our educational theme I must note that the 1991 Lacrosse Final in Moose Jaw occasioned some constitutional history. As Trudeau famously said, "The government has no business in the bedrooms of the nation", and the courts ultimately ruled that "bedroom" could be construed as "dressing room" and "hallway" also.

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Glad to help you out...

"...what sexual position is a "Gretski",..."

From the Kama Sutra this is called the charge and is usually used on the power play...sometimes you even have a hockey stick, but that is more Canadian Kink and not required in the Southern environs...

kama-pos1.jpg

I personally reccommend it.

Adam

always trying to provide guidance

For Gord's sake Adam, that's lacrosse, our official summer national sport played by grown men running around with baskets on top of sticks.

What they do in timeouts is their own business.

Carol:

Sorry, it was the "ski"~ snow~ice~hockey sequence in my mind that created the brain freeze.

Mea Culpa, or whatever them thar Cattlelicks say in that thar foreign tongue they speaketh when they are doin that satan stuff in them confesin booths.

Adam

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Glad to help you out...

"...what sexual position is a "Gretski",..."

From the Kama Sutra this is called the charge and is usually used on the power play...sometimes you even have a hockey stick, but that is more Canadian Kink and not required in the Southern environs...

kama-pos1.jpg

I personally reccommend it.

Adam

always trying to provide guidance

For Gord's sake Adam, that's lacrosse, our official summer national sport played by grown men running around with baskets on top of sticks.

What they do in timeouts is their own business.

Carol:

Sorry, it was the "ski"~ snow~ice~hockey sequence in my mind that created the brain freeze.

Mea Culpa, or whatever them thar Cattlelicks say in that thar foreign tongue they speaketh when they are doin that satan stuff in them confesin booths.

Adam

Adam, understandable- - Gretski, Jet-ski - the permutations from each of our perspectives are endless.

The main thing is to fail to engage any reader at all with anything we write, and I for one am doing my best.

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