Early Home Studies In Sexuality


Rich Engle

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This one is an amalgam from an OL thread, and a part of "Girls, Guitars, and Typewriters" (or whatever the heck I called it). I had to get that condensed.

I mean, if you are writing something this humiliating, you have to at least attempt concision.

rde

I ain't never joinin' the Cub Scouts Again

WAHL

Advice: Never Use Any Power Tools On Yourself Over, Say, 1hp.

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This one is an amalgam from an OL thread, and a part of "Girls, Guitars, and Typewriters" (or whatever the heck I called it). I had to get that condensed.

I mean, if you are writing something this humiliating, you have to at least attempt concision.

rde

I ain't never joinin' the Cub Scouts Again

WAHL

Advice: Never Use Any Power Tools On Yourself Over, Say, 1hp.

Excellent and so funny. Bien fait.

Your dad's "possibly disgusted" look was probably suppressed hilarity.

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This one is an amalgam from an OL thread, and a part of "Girls, Guitars, and Typewriters" (or whatever the heck I called it). I had to get that condensed.

I mean, if you are writing something this humiliating, you have to at least attempt concision.

rde

I ain't never joinin' the Cub Scouts Again

WAHL

Advice: Never Use Any Power Tools On Yourself Over, Say, 1hp.

Excellent and so funny. Bien fait.

Your dad's "possibly disgusted" look was probably suppressed hilarity.

Rich:

Good story. One of the better attachments was a "suction cup type" perfectly shaped I might add. I was lucky enough to have two girls of the same age as I, to experiment with in addition to the device.

Ahh, wonderful memories.

Adam

just an innocent participant in human sexuality and its advancement - bringing pleasure to each corner of the world!

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This one is an amalgam from an OL thread, and a part of "Girls, Guitars, and Typewriters" (or whatever the heck I called it). I had to get that condensed.

I mean, if you are writing something this humiliating, you have to at least attempt concision.

rde

I ain't never joinin' the Cub Scouts Again

WAHL

Advice: Never Use Any Power Tools On Yourself Over, Say, 1hp.

Excellent and so funny. Bien fait.

Your dad's "possibly disgusted" look was probably suppressed hilarity.

Rich:

Good story. One of the better attachments was a "suction cup type" perfectly shaped I might add. I was lucky enough to have two girls of the same age as I, to experiment with in addition to the device.

Ahh, wonderful memories.

Adam

just an innocent participant in human sexuality and its advancement - bringing pleasure to each corner of the world!

Sir,

I was complimenting Mr Engle on his fine writing yet I feared further posters would rush in with their own sordid reminiscences. To No Surprise you are the first - is there no corner of Respectability left on this site?

Carol

mother of two sons who were either less precocious or more wily than you two

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This one is an amalgam from an OL thread, and a part of "Girls, Guitars, and Typewriters" (or whatever the heck I called it). I had to get that condensed.

I mean, if you are writing something this humiliating, you have to at least attempt concision.

rde

I ain't never joinin' the Cub Scouts Again

WAHL

Advice: Never Use Any Power Tools On Yourself Over, Say, 1hp.

Excellent and so funny. Bien fait.

Your dad's "possibly disgusted" look was probably suppressed hilarity.

Rich:

Good story. One of the better attachments was a "suction cup type" perfectly shaped I might add. I was lucky enough to have two girls of the same age as I, to experiment with in addition to the device.

Ahh, wonderful memories.

Adam

just an innocent participant in human sexuality and its advancement - bringing pleasure to each corner of the world!

Sir,

I was complimenting Mr Engle on his fine writing yet I feared further posters would rush in with their own sordid reminiscences. To No Surprise you are the first - is there no corner of Respectability left on this site?

Carol

mother of two sons who were either less precocious or more wily than you two

Hey, you two, can I cross post this on my blog. And get over there more. Thanks.

Adam, it is nice to find a fellow user. Yes, the suction cup thing was always problematic, yet strangely contoured and inviting. I found that one to be a bit too much for me. I think in the end, I went for the hard plastic knob, you know, the one for taking out back knots. Make what you will of it.

rde

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This one is an amalgam from an OL thread, and a part of "Girls, Guitars, and Typewriters" (or whatever the heck I called it). I had to get that condensed.

I mean, if you are writing something this humiliating, you have to at least attempt concision.

rde

I ain't never joinin' the Cub Scouts Again

WAHL

Advice: Never Use Any Power Tools On Yourself Over, Say, 1hp.

Excellent and so funny. Bien fait.

Your dad's "possibly disgusted" look was probably suppressed hilarity.

That is entirely correct. I asked him about it years later; confessed, so to speak. He said said that it took everything in him to not bust a gut laughing, but he held it down, because he was trying to be a good role model. He said (and later I remembered this) that he went into his bedroom, and started cackling so bad he had to put a pillow over his head.

rde

Always a good source of cheap entertainment

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This one is an amalgam from an OL thread, and a part of "Girls, Guitars, and Typewriters" (or whatever the heck I called it). I had to get that condensed.

I mean, if you are writing something this humiliating, you have to at least attempt concision.

rde

I ain't never joinin' the Cub Scouts Again

WAHL

Advice: Never Use Any Power Tools On Yourself Over, Say, 1hp.

Excellent and so funny. Bien fait.

Your dad's "possibly disgusted" look was probably suppressed hilarity.

That is entirely correct. I asked him about it years later; confessed, so to speak. He said said that it took everything in him to not bust a gut laughing, but he held it down, because he was trying to be a good role model. He said (and later I remembered this) that he went into his bedroom, and started cackling so bad he had to put a pillow over his head.

rde

Always a good source of cheap entertainment

Ain't no such thing as cheap entertainment. There's just entertainment, or not.

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Ain't no such thing as cheap entertainment. There's just entertainment, or not.

Really? I think that is quite debatable.

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