Cocaine and Hookers Saved His Life!

[Michael Stuart Kelly]

Cocaine and Hookers Saved His Life!

That sounds like a the start of a joke, but it's literally true.

(If it's true.)

See here from Reddit by one plzsendhalp:

Traveled to Mexico to buy chemicals to humanely kill myself, bought a mound of cocaine and spent a week fucking prostitutes two at a time

From the article:

Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.

Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.

Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn't so bad after all.

There's more (and some qualifications), but it seems like the best 2k the guy ever spent.

I'm an ex-addict, but damn I'm glad for the guy!

Michael

[Selene]

And I am sure there were a lot of AMENS in that hotel room...

[Jules Troy]

I have done this! Didn't need the Viagra though, just takes longer to get it up..but once there...???

Made me laugh all the more over Charlie Sheens antics!

[Brant Gaede]

What's the Mexico address?

--Brant

[Jules Troy]

Go to Puru the women are gorgeous!