A date with a snake


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Oh no, it's time for that again?

Meeting up again with the dreaded snake (aka endoscope) today.

Prior to that meeting, some 36 hrs before, the all-powerful, relentless flush (toilet too) with the prescribed laxative. It's always a good idea, when you're drinking that stuff for 2 hrs, to be near/ in the john. Then it's no food for 24 hrs. OK I can do that but I like to eat. I've got some Genoa salami in the fridge that I'm craving.

Fast forward to the medical ctr for the colonoscopy.

Dressed in a gown (no, I'm not a cross-dresser) & laying on a gurney, iv tube attached to one arm, a clip which monitors vitals on the finger of the other arm.

Looks like they mean business.

I'm pushed thru the swinging doors. I'm on the bridge!

First thing I look for is the snake.

There it is. The mutha truckin SNAKE.

Daam, it's long. Should be in the Army's arsenal of weapons. Just showing it to an enemy would generate a surrender.

Since i'm a video bug I ask the doc if the snake & big screen monitor are HD.

It is. Nice that he'll be clearly viewing the snakes journey, looking for polyps to pluck, in high definition.

I never liked snakes.

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Oh no, it's time for that again?

Meeting up again with the dreaded snake (aka endoscope) today.

Prior to that meeting, some 36 hrs before, the all-powerful, relentless flush (toilet too) with the prescribed laxative. It's always a good idea, when you're drinking that stuff for 2 hrs, to be near/ in the john. Then it's no food for 24 hrs. OK I can do that but I like to eat. I've got some Genoa salami in the fridge that I'm craving.

Fast forward to the medical ctr for the colonoscopy.

Dressed in a gown (no, I'm not a cross-dresser) & laying on a gurney, iv tube attached to one arm, a clip which monitors vitals on the finger of the other arm.

Looks like they mean business.

I'm pushed thru the swinging doors. I'm on the bridge!

First thing I look for is the snake.

There it is. The mutha truckin SNAKE.

Daam, it's long. Should be in the Army's arsenal of weapons. Just showing it to an enemy would generate a surrender.

Since i'm a video bug I ask the doc if the snake & big screen monitor are HD.

It is. Nice that he'll be clearly viewing the snakes journey, looking for polyps to pluck.

I never liked snakes.

Getting reamed is not all that bad. It is the previous 24-36 hours of shitting one's brains out that is horrid.

Ba'al Chatzaf

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Oh no, it's time for that again?

Meeting up again with the dreaded snake (aka endoscope) today.

Prior to that meeting, some 36 hrs before, the all-powerful, relentless flush (toilet too) with the prescribed laxative. It's always a good idea, when you're drinking that stuff for 2 hrs, to be near/ in the john. Then it's no food for 24 hrs. OK I can do that but I like to eat. I've got some Genoa salami in the fridge that I'm craving.

Fast forward to the medical ctr for the colonoscopy.

Dressed in a gown (no, I'm not a cross-dresser) & laying on a gurney, iv tube attached to one arm, a clip which monitors vitals on the finger of the other arm.

Looks like they mean business.

I'm pushed thru the swinging doors. I'm on the bridge!

First thing I look for is the snake.

There it is. The mutha truckin SNAKE.

Daam, it's long. Should be in the Army's arsenal of weapons. Just showing it to an enemy would generate a surrender.

Since i'm a video bug I ask the doc if the snake & big screen monitor are HD.

It is. Nice that he'll be clearly viewing the snakes journey, looking for polyps to pluck.

I never liked snakes.

Getting reamed is not all that bad. It is the previous 24-36 hours of shitting one's brains out that is horrid.

Ba'al Chatzaf

Yeah the radiator flush is not one of my favorite activities & I was 6 lbs less after that.

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