Daunce Lynam at 100

[william.scherk]

From Wynne's little-known Vegas heyday; never wore makeup, never needed it. The mark of a true babe:

Wow!!! Kathy Wynne,...what a knock-out!

Has she been on Ru Paul's drag show??

I think I'd like to ask the Lady out (Kathy, not Ru Paul...well, on second thought....).

Actually this androgyny thing has me all confused, Like, if I'm on a date with her/them/whatever, - exactly what is it that I'm supposed to do??

It's a political date, most likely, right? Kathy is going to be very busy. She said yesterday that she will be agriculture minister as well as first minister. She is going to unveil her gang of minions (the new Cabinet) somewhere around Valentine's Day.

If she (hypothetically speaking, of course! - My whole life has been hypothetical, sort of) is a lesbian, should I be in drag? And if I was, wouldn't she be,, er, rather disappointed seeing me later, sans clothes? If its with a gay guy, should I look straight, or CD? But, if I'm en femme, wouldn't that cause confusion all around?

It should be incumbent on neither of the date-mates to achieve any more pleasurable personal congress than a moist handshake and an air-kiss. Seriously. You can role-play it Any Way You Want. I would expect a cross between Marshall Macluhan and Obiwan Kenobi, taller than Kathy and robed with the prestige and hilarity of some apostolic Capitalist sect.

If you keep your mind out of the gutter of smut, you can be a date to anyone on earth, Jerry. That is what the Queen realized early in her training. She has been with Mudmen, she has been with tightass horse people in Kentucky. She has ate all manner of muck and been with more darker people for chats and handshakes and bun fights than you or I will ever meet. Take a card from her deck and go as the ambassador of a mighty (though diminished) empire.

You will then get Ur-socialist Kathleen Wynne out of political mufti** and back into a showgirl outfit in no time. She will be eating out of your hand, Jerry!

And once thet see what they are getting, I'm afraid that that might cause anyone to become celibate. Haven't got the straight role down yet, so trying to become "ecumenical" (so to speak) is just too stressful.

I'd probably have a stroke just trying to figure out the next move. Too much excitement (or confusion) is not healthy for someone my age. Guess I'd have to sit this one out,. the story of my life, a wallflower at the orgy!

Well, at least I can enjoy watching movies of those so athletically/erotically inclined. You know, those rated R (okay, PG-13).

Ahem. Be always businesslike in your coffee and handshake dates with political bigwigs. We do not need to know the details of the exact moistness of the hands or the nearness of the lips to the cheek. Some things must remain in the shadows.

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** Here is the soon-to-be first minister of Canada's largest province in mufti, making the strange lesbian symbol for togetherness that I have seen repeatedly on Rachel Maddow's show. Kathleen just looks so ... so normal. Not like the strange dried cookie who presently runs Arizona further into the sand, whatshername.

Edited February 9, 2013 by william.scherk

[Selene]

Jerry:

I understand your confusion. See, that is why, as a Dom, the experiences are extremely simple, just do what I tell you to do.

I would highly recommend an excellent book about the D/s life style..."Screw the Roses, Send me the Thorns."

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/130879.Screw_the_Roses_Send_Me_the_Thorns

Screw the Roses, Send Me the Thorns
will tell you all about sadomasochism. We made it light-hearted and fun
to read because SM is fun to do. That's why we do it. But fun is only
SM's overture; for those who grasp its message, SM is sexual magic. The
right blend of trust, fantasy, and sensuality creates an intensely
erotic and deeply intimate stew. We take away our lovers'...more

And it works across all sexual identities. As a point of fact, the largest percentage in this "community" are/is male submissives.

A,...