Unhappy Hooker Hoists Hookahs ... Hummer Unpaid!

[Selene]

And so perfect that it is in staid, stodgy Connecticutt

According to a West Hartford Police Department report, Moeed Malik, 24, arranged last Thursday afternoon for a sexual liaison with Yamilet Mattei, 18, who advertised her services on backpage.com, the classifieds site preferred by prostitutes and pimps everywhere. In the ad, Mattei called herself Barbie.

Malik, cops say, declined to pay Mattei in advance, but promised to give her cash and a hookah after completion of the sex act (which subsequently took place in the rear of the Smokers' Discount World store, which is located in a West Hartford shopping plaza).

But upon completion of the sex act, Malik, who works at the smoke shop, refused to pay Mattei, as first reported by the Hartford Courant. An argument between the parties ensued and Mattei (seen above) took three hookahs off a store shelf and departed the business with a female friend, Danielle Santos, who had driven her to the business.

In a move he now likely regrets, Malik called 911 to report the hookah theft.

Police responded to the business and interviewed Malik and Mattei, who "freely admitted that she took the hookahs from Smoker's Discount World because Malik was refusing to compensate her as agreed upon. Mattei, the report notes, stated that she took three hookahs off of the rack as compensation for the blow job.

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/unpaid-hooker-steals-hookahs-783412

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what possesses a person who is involved in "illegal" activity to call the

fucking police!!!!

[Jules Troy]

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