I don't know what the hell Seymour was talking about. My problem is with the IRS -- to the tune of nearly 50 percent of my income -- not Cato. But getting drunk one evening helped. I haven't solved the problem, but I'm working on it. And I had a heart-to-heart with my landlady the next day, so I'm okay on that front for at least another month. Sometimes you just need to escape from the real world, if only for an evening, and take care of things later. Ghs I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.