Politically Correct Bar Joke

[Michael Stuart Kelly]

Politically Correct Bar Joke

I got this on the Internet somewhere.

It's about racial and ethnic minority healing.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Ghurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an Ethiopian went to a night club.

The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai.

 

Michael

[Brant Gaede]

It was in Thailand, right?

--Brant

groaner, Michael, total groaner

[Michael Stuart Kelly]

Heh.

There's this, too:

(You might say I'm having a weird day, but, not only am I having fun, I actually laugh at this stuff...)

Michael

[Brant Gaede]

Thank God there's no laugh track.

--Brant

[Peter]

Definition of politically correct: ADJECTIVE exhibiting (or failing to exhibit) political correctness. "It is not politically correct to laugh at speech impediments."

I definitely agree that doing a TV show or working at a job require following the company’s rules. But outside of that is political correctness and censorship, a denial of free speech? Is it a lie? The show Sharon Osbourne was fired off of was called The Talk. Another show airing is called The View. The Talk? The View? What hypocrites.  

[Peter]

On 11/13/2015 at 2:27 PM, Brant Gaede said:

-Brant

groaner, Michael, total groaner

What did the EMT say to the child hurt and stuck in a tree? Peek a boo, ICU! 

[Peter]

More from a Merle Reagle crossword puzzle. What is a government workers funny greeting? You fill up my census.  Window washers funny greeting? Your pane is my gain. Plumbers? I am at your disposal or it’s Uncle Ream us. Insurance agents greeting? I’ve got you covered.

[Peter]

One of the best samples of bullshit I have ever seen, mixing the Supreme Court the Corona Virus, and voting, etc. Peter

From Slate:  The Supreme Court’s Conservatives Have Laid the Groundwork for the Devastation to Comen many ways the 2020 term at the Supreme Court followed the progression of the coronavirus. There were different phases and stages, distinct strains and variants; there was death and grief and new life and rebirth. And through it all there was gaslighting and denial. Until about a week ago, we heard a lot of media stories of a confounding and unpredictable court, with improbable lineups and unlikely bedfellows. And sure, there has been a lot of that. But Thursday saw a change in narrative with the thunking down of two cases that seemed to poke at the very fabric of democracy; a one-two punch that took aim at Section 2 of the Voting Rights Act and the ability to challenge election laws that burden racial minorities, and seemingly opened the floodgate to unaccountable and untraceable dark money flooding into a system that is already drowning in it. 

[Peter]

Politically incorrect crossword puzzle clue? Mobile home resident. Five letters.

Answer: Snail.

[Peter]

We watched comedian Anjelah Johnson on Netflix. She had been on Madtv and was an NFL cheerleader. She is of Mexican descent, very curvy and gorgeous, and quite funny. A lot of the humor was geared more towards women, but I still like her and would see her again.  

[Michael Stuart Kelly]

I was trying to figure out where to put the following groaner and this thread seems to be about right.

 

A Chines lady here in the US got pregnant and her Chinese husband could not wait to see the child. He felt so much joy. But the child that arrived was white and blue eyed. What little hair there was was blonde.

In a rage at being cheated on, the Chinese husband moved to divorce her. She did not want a divorce and they went to court.

The judge heard each side and decided to grant the divorce.

He said, after a long deliberation:

"Two Wongs do not make a white."

 

 

Michael