Greetings from Cockroach Corner

[Dragonfly]

[Michael Stuart Kelly]

Dayaamm!

You had to save that one, didn't you Dragonfly?

Back to business as usual...

Michael

[Dragonfly]

I had even already a sequel:

[Michael Stuart Kelly]

Well, I'm getting a swelled head from all the attention again. Time for more of Dragonfly's art:

I could go on, but I don't want anybody to get a fat head. (I know mine is starting to swell, so it's time to stop. Michael with a fat head is not a good thing.)

No, it doesn't look too good.

[Rich Engle]

Our beloved maestro has developed a tragic case of water-on-the-brain:

"Well, I'm getting a swelled head from all the attention again. Time for more of Dragonfly's art:

No, it doesn't look too good."

I can't believe how much you resemble Jason Alexander, or at least what I'd imagine his evil twin might look like.

And this girlfriend-cross-species-cloning thing! What on God's earth is going on over at your Zen Love Nest? These bizarre medical experiments have to stop, Michael, and they must stop now! Even an atheist should know that these things, if they do not go against God<tm>, they surely go against Nature.

I mean, if you are into kinky species stuff, fine- go do that. But Kat is a beautiful woman, and you need to keep her out of your rather, er, "eclectic pursuits."

Seriously, man- I know the site crash was tragic, and you are tired, but get a grip on yourself. This last head shot makes you look dangerously close to certain Class-1 Curmudgeons I have seen elsewhere in O-forum world. If I see one single photo of you in a tuxedo, prepare for an ass-whipping. I'm not kidding- flights to Florida are cheap enough to justify a personal visit.